There is something I don't understand about 69

6 and 9 couldn’t hear each other bc they were not talking face to face. When 6 asked 9 to say it to his face it became 66 one in front, the other snugging from behind!!!

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404canvasnotfound@reddit

This cracked me up. 😭

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Glittering-Fox-1820@reddit

That is even better than the original joke!

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StevenG1819@reddit

This is undeniably the most underrated comment. You deserve more upvotes

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Pm-me-ur-happysauce@reddit

That's silly and I love it

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cetootski@reddit

Face cards are irrelevant when you're upsidedown.

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ZefGanriLa@reddit

I was just really lucky.

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doc_nano@reddit

Well, a 7 8 9 already, so a 6 wasn't too much of a stretch.

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less_is_morgan@reddit

Plus 7 was already a registered 6 offender...

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schaden81@reddit

That really needs to be read with an Aussie accent

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blackphase3@reddit

Kiwi accent please. Us Aussies know how to say our vowels properly…

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raul_raul@reddit

I just woke up and am going to empty mine

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-Deus_Lo_Vult-@reddit

Everyone thinks 7 8 9, but it was really 6 7 8.

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Amazing-Exit-2213@reddit

Gold Jerry, gold! Attaboy.

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gilfromisrael@reddit (OP)

But then 9 dumped 6 because he wasn't much of a stretch.

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_zarkon_@reddit

Alcohol, the great equalizer.

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LostBetsRed@reddit

The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

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Hayden_plays1@reddit

Or solutions when you ready think about it

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row0or@reddit

maybe he has a great personality

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c17usaf@reddit

Bryan Adams will explain.

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yoda1980@reddit

7 8 9 and 6 got jealous.

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AU_Cav@reddit

$$$

It always come down to it.

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FunOutInTheMountains@reddit

I've never hooked up with a ten but one night I fucked five twos

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Odd-Understanding399@reddit

The 6 gives good head.

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BuckyTheBunny@reddit

Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100? … because she keeps getting a frog in the throat at 69!

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SLICK_MCGIVINS@reddit

9 happens to be a registered 6 offender

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builtfromscratch416@reddit

Fat wallet............

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Ok_Way2102@reddit

6 saved 9 from 7. 9 was impressed by her saviour.

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VincentVancalbergh@reddit

Did you just assume their gender?

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Ok_Way2102@reddit

Last time i checked, Seven of Nine identified as female Borg.

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comfort666@reddit

What the hell are you talking about ?

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GIlCAnjos@reddit

By having a personality, obviously. But I can see why you wouldn't understand that

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AlexTN9063@reddit

I asked mine if I was the only one she slept with and she said ‘yes’. All the others kept her up all night long.

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Mimlkart@reddit

It’s because he has a big 1.

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Nein-Toed@reddit

Why was 5 afraid for 8?

Because 7 is a 6 offender

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LostBetsRed@reddit

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with. She said, "Yes. The others were all nines and tens."

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zion_hiker1911@reddit

An orgy usually has a bunch of 1's and one 9 who will never do it again.

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

Is this based on personal experience?

Asking for a friend.

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zion_hiker1911@reddit

You always remember the one who got away. Or 10 rather.

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TheScalemanCometh@reddit

I liked her personality.

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danceswithtree@reddit

Turn it upside down and see how the situation changes. Who's who now?

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mrchubs79@reddit

9 has low self esteem.

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Alltherightythen@reddit

With the power of Money!!!!!

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gigaswardblade@reddit

Plobably kuz the 6 was the woman and the 9 was a man

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docmoonlight@reddit

The rating system is complicated. It was an L.A. 6 on a business trip to Cleveland hooking up with someone who’s considered a 9 there, but would maybe be a 6.5 or 7 if he moved to California.

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Slezak6411@reddit

The 9 is more appealing but the 6 has more money

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dudebronahbrah@reddit

The 6 is a trust fund kid

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Jauncin@reddit

It’s a funny number, and humor can really up your game.