Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
Posted by joekerr9999@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1037 comments
Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples:
ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW: Big Money Wasted
CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Fix it again, Tony!
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
KIA: Kick It Again
NZBGSF@reddit
Takes Everyone’s Salary, & Laughs About it.
dataman1960@reddit
My favorite is Lufthansa; Let’s Undress F*** the Help And Not Say Anything.
thehermitary@reddit
TELL EVERYONE SPACE-X’S LOSER ARRIVED
mdwhite975@reddit
I've heard for JEEP it's Just Empty Every Pocket.
stocksandoptions2@reddit
I heard every new Jeep comes with a dog, so you don't have to walk home alone.
Zellboy@reddit
Jesus Enjoys Erect Penises
BrandonLynx@reddit
Back in the days when Jeep was owned by AMC people commonly said just everyone else's parts. Indeed I had a 1987 Jeep Grand Wagoneer with the body stamped Willy's Overland, an AMC engine, Chrysler transmission, GM brake and steering components, Ford Motorcraft carburetor and the steering column down to every detail including turn signal switch and gear shifter was identical to the one in my dad's Chevy S-10.
ronpotx@reddit
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Dangy_D@reddit
Junky Engineering Expect Problems
shigui18@reddit
No lie there. Gas mileage sucks.
TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST@reddit
I just pronounce it as a Spanish word.
marriedthewronggirl@reddit
Just expect essential parts.
IrisesAndLilacs@reddit
A few years ago, I knew someone who worked at a Jeep/Chrysler/Dodge/Ram/Fiat dealership. Jeep was the only option if you wanted crank windows and manual transmission. A lot of what do you mean the base model doesn’t have…
MegaGrimer@reddit
Just Every Expense Possible.
OkUpstairs_@reddit
Junk, Each/Every Part
hdwebb24@reddit
Just
Exchange
Every
Part
Sjhester@reddit
Just Expensive Electric Problems
MonsterOrMaelstrom@reddit
Just Enough Engine Power
MadnessRed@reddit
Just enough essential parts
dlvx@reddit
Just expect every problem
crash866@reddit
Just Eats Every Penny.
stocksandoptions2@reddit
Toyota - To Often Yankees Over Tax Automobiles.
da4@reddit
A great uncle on my dad's side once told me a very very very bad meaning for PONTIAC.
I wish I could unremember it (and him).
stocksandoptions2@reddit
Pieces Of Numbered Trash In Assorted Colors
crash866@reddit
Poor Old N*** Thinks It’s A Cadillac?
OdderGiant@reddit
I heard a black comedian tell this one, about 35 years ago.
russellvt@reddit
Redd Foxx, perhaps? Maybe Richard Prior?
SisyphusMedia@reddit
The Richard, priorly known as Pryor.
OneTimeIDidThatOnce@reddit
Unfortunately yes, that was common 50 years ago.
phallaxy@reddit
Ninny and numbskull fit nicely
russellvt@reddit
Ooh, I'm going to have to try to "replace" that memory, now, thanks! Then again, I'm sleep deprived this week... can't even remember the day of the week without looking it up, repeatedly.
rudolf_the_red@reddit
still very common in the south.
therobshow@reddit
You can say nickle on reddit
carsncountry@reddit
I piped up about knowing one for Pontiac at work one time and everyone looked at me like it was a bad idea. I knew why. I guess they all thought I was about to get fired. They all let out a sigh of relief when I said, "Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car!"
russellvt@reddit
Damn, first time hearing that one.
I previously knew that "other unrepeatable one" that's been mentioned a few times, already.
newyork95@reddit
That’s actually really good
CaptGarfield@reddit
Growing up in the rural American South, It was really awkward finding out a certain nut was called Brazil Nuts. I had no idea they had a different name than the one I grew up with. IYKYK
TeamFoulmouth@reddit
I had to tell a black coworker they were not "toes" but called Bazil Nuts!!🤷♂️...also told him about Pontiacs so we could have a laugh.
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Learning the name I assme you mean, ended up giving me a fetish.
phleig@reddit
CADILLAC - Carrying A Deceased Italian Lying Lifeless Among Cargo.
twec21@reddit
As opposed to a Pontiac
Poor old (we'll go ahead and say) Negro Thinks it's a Cadillac
Sysyphus_Rolls@reddit
I heard this one as a kid, but was too afraid to post it lol
twec21@reddit
I heard it from a pair of native America comedians
It was a Navajo at the time 😂
Sysyphus_Rolls@reddit
I heard it from other kids. It sorta disturbing the wonton racism of teen boys and how easily they tossed around N-Bombs!
Burmy87@reddit
Can American Designers Invent Lovely Lines? Apparently Can't.
Odd_Plane_5377@reddit
I always heard "As Cargo", but I like Among as well.
CatLovingKaren@reddit
Typically Explodes So Lease Audi.
88redking88@reddit
Ford:
Fucxed On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
TearFit3918@reddit
Tesla: Tightly Enginneered To Severely Abuse (drivers)
thethreadkiller@reddit
No one is gonna do PONTIAC?
Oldmantime3141592654@reddit
Tellurium Sulfu Lanthanide
Wonderful-Put-2453@reddit
Terrible Electric Sh*t, Laments Americans....
The-Conscience@reddit
The Edgelord Sells Lousy Automobiles
Technology Excesses Seem Lame, Actually
Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway
AuntBarba@reddit
Totally electric still lame anyway. I vote this the best. Made me spit beer.
DorkySloot@reddit
‘The Edgelord Sells Lousy Automobiles’ is brilliant!!
KnoazJack@reddit
Technologically Efficient, Sustainable Luxury Automobile
KnoazJack@reddit
The downvotes were so predictable! yuck, yuck.
Valligator19@reddit
I realize I'm most likely feeding a troll, but.....
If the downvotes were predictable, then why did you comment? The intent of OP's request was for something making fun of Tesla. You intentionally posted the opposite of what they requested. If you knew you'd be downvoted....why? Ragebait? A lack of social awareness? Your daddy issues cause you to have a deep and abiding need to insert your dissenting opinions into other people's fun so you can feel a moment of righteous indignation when they predictably reject you?
iwantthisnowdammit@reddit
I’m thinking y’all are taking the Internet too serious today.
Valligator19@reddit
Jokes on you. I take lots of things too seriously all the time.
iwantthisnowdammit@reddit
Operating in a humor vacuum would be the absence of jokes, no?
Valligator19@reddit
I apologize, but I'm having trouble understanding your question. While the statement is accurate, I never said I operate in a humor vacuum.
I am capable of recognizing and appreciating humor. I laugh out loud upon occasion. My sense of humor is geared primarily toward word play, physical comedy like the Three Stooges/Looney Toons, and dark comedy.
Do you believe the intent of the person I originally addressed was humor? My question to them was serious, though I did attempt to insert humor at their expense with the "daddy issues" comment.
iwantthisnowdammit@reddit
I was implying there was no joke to be having.
Valligator19@reddit
Well, it seems our senses of humor certainly are different.
iwantthisnowdammit@reddit
Or very much equal in nature.
BaltSkigginsThe3rd@reddit
I mean, you did say something really stupid so of course the downvotes were predictable.
Silly lil dummy.
Mikesaidit36@reddit
When I bought my model three it was the most energy efficient car ever produced at 134 MPGe – for a few short months, till it was de-throned by a Kia or Hyundai. I don’t know about luxury, but having absolutely zero maintenance needs for six years feels luxurious. Only had it in a shop once to put new tires on it at 50,000 miles, and topping off wiper fluid is the only other “maintenance” it’s needed.
nahteviro@reddit
Luxury lmao. I’ve seen ford pintos with more “luxury”
tilclocks@reddit
Technological Excellence, Software Lacks Anything
maidentaiwan@reddit
This one sucks hard.
mcmonky@reddit
These are clever…………
Polistes_metricus@reddit
How about combining the first and second?
Techbro Edgelord Sells Lousy Automobiles
AwesomeDadMarkus@reddit
Totally electric, still looks awful
TreebeardsMustache@reddit
That Elon Sure Likes Aderall
kregnaz@reddit
That Elon Sure Likes Adolf.
Keleos89@reddit
I would upvote, but it's at 88 upvotes and on brand for Musk.
Cyrano_Knows@reddit
White Supremacists ruined my favorite joke as a teenager.
A little patience you could setup the following.
Me: (casually) Whats the best number do you think?
Them: 69 (very likely answer back then)
Me: I think 88 is a better number.
Them: What? Why?
Me: Because then you get 8 twice.
AuntBarba@reddit
69 is now 96 due to inflation
Cornfield_Mafia@reddit
68 you eat me and I'll owe you one..
IdealRefuse@reddit
Or 71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass.
wdh662@reddit
6.9
Something great ruined by a period.
iShitSkittles@reddit
69, dinner for 2 with a view.
RealRedditModerator@reddit
LXIX - a Romantic 69
8rustystaples@reddit
77, because you get 8 more.
Flipmstr2@reddit
Square root of 69 is ate something
tenderbranson301@reddit
Well now you have to upvote it to 1488.
DeadSwaggerStorage@reddit
1400 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The extra !s are for character limit - ignore this.)
Barley_Breathing@reddit
Similarly, I was thinking Throwing Emphatic Salutes Like Adolph
ThomasTallys@reddit
We gotta work Cory Booker in here with the salutes.
Barley_Breathing@reddit
They're Even Saluting Like Adolf
GodMonster@reddit
You mean the saxophone guy?
LittleLui@reddit
The saxophone guy was Adolphe.
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Terribly Evil Salutes Like Adolf
Mistral-Fien@reddit
Would Auschwitz be too dark? :O
RHINO_Mk_II@reddit
Salutes Like*
/characterlimit
AuntBarba@reddit
OMG this is so funny
drthsiao@reddit
The Electric Substitue Linked Atdoge
Creative-Leader7809@reddit
That Elon Sure Lacks Apptitude. Licks Anus. That Elon Squanders Ludicrous Affluence. Then Elon Said Look At-Me
copenhagen_bram@reddit
GNU's Not Unix, Wine Is Not Emulator, EINE Is Not Emacs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive_acronym
relevanteclectica@reddit
HYUNDAI : Hey Your Underwear Doesn’t Appear Interesting
Barley_Breathing@reddit
Tech Evil Savant's Losing Airtime
hoops_n_politics@reddit
That Elon Sure Likes ket(A)mine
LikelyRecyclee@reddit
The Epitome (of) Sadly Living Alone
DopelikkiX@reddit
and he can prob spell it too!
hoangfbf@reddit
Techno Emperor Spits Lies Aggressively
MeowFrozi@reddit
Never heard that one for Ford. The one that I heard for Ford was Found On Road Dead
baffledninja@reddit
Ours was "Fuck, Our Ride Died"
AuntBarba@reddit
Totally stealing this
AuntBarba@reddit
Ford
First On Race Day
dekacube@reddit
Fix or Repair Daily is also common.
Yorker27@reddit
Flip Over Read Directions
DeadSwaggerStorage@reddit
Fucked on race day…..
Resident_Cycle_5946@reddit
First on race day, according to the fans...
Topher_McG0pher@reddit
First on race day, driver returns on foot
GodForbidden@reddit
Also heard: Forfeit On Race Day
Waitsfornoone@reddit
This is the one I've heard since I was young.
Kjelstad@reddit
all of those and Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge.
My dad hated Ford.
Stringy63@reddit
I suspect that was a long time ago, perhaps as many oval sun trips as mine
SconeBracket@reddit
Ditto the below; this is the familiar one.
reallywaitnoreally@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge.
slade51@reddit
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Eroe777@reddit
I misread that as Rapid Decapitation, and suddenly wondered if Jayne Mansfield was in a Ford.
Xkr2011@reddit
Buick Electra, and if there’s a pun/joke/witty remark in there somewhere I sure don’t have it.
Osetinka@reddit
Fucked over rebuilt dodge
Darklord_Bravo@reddit
I've heard it both ways.
Ickulus@reddit
No you haven't.
(I really just wanted to make the reference, but I needed extra characters so I added this addendum.)
Solid_Wind_3234@reddit
No you haven’t Shaun
(The correct quote is darn close to 20)
IolausTelcontar@reddit
You know that’s right!
Solid_Wind_3234@reddit
Gus, don’t be exactly half of an 11 pound Black Forest ham.
frenchtoastyt@reddit
Gus, don’t be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan
xpdolphin@reddit
No, you have not heard it both ways Shawn
jimbotherisenclown@reddit
Mmm, sweet delicious hidden pineapple.
NotOppo@reddit
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Banglapolska@reddit
Fix or Replace Daily.
MrDrPrfsrPatrick2U@reddit
Found On Road Dead is my personal favorite
DaddyDomThaddeus@reddit
Flip it around: Driver Returns On Foot.
AlphaWildcat86@reddit
Flip Over, Read Directions
PM_Me-Your_Freckles@reddit
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fails On Race Day
MimiLovesLights@reddit
I've also heard Fuck Over Rednecks Daily
segerseven@reddit
Had a friend that loved his fords and nascar, he’d reply first on race day.
Preform_Perform@reddit
My Ma always said that one, but I thought it was silly because fix/repair mean the same thing.
It's like saying that I pee or urinate.
dekacube@reddit
It's letting you pick your verb of choice.
Witold4859@reddit
Another one is First On Race Day.
Kjriley@reddit
FORD:First on race day.
unclejoe1917@reddit
Fucked over rebuilt Dodge.
theservman@reddit
First on race day!
(this one always gets the haters out)
julzeseanyph@reddit
Found on rubbish dump was ours when we had holders.
Dudersaurus@reddit
Holdens I assume. And they were barely holdin' together.
julzeseanyph@reddit
Yeah found out and yes heard the across too
JetScootr@reddit
There were dozens of themm at least two or three for every brand.
good-luck-23@reddit
First On Race Day! For Ford race fans.
SPerry8519@reddit
FORD backwards is Driver Returns On Foot
bas_bleu_bobcat@reddit
Add Found on Road Dead and Fix or Repair Daily
S_Z@reddit
Drunk Redneck on Freeway
l2ulan@reddit
I can't wait to drive my new DROF.
HandlebarStacheMan@reddit
F——n- Old Rebuilt Dodge
PencilNeckedGeek62@reddit
For Old Retired Doctors
thecrankything@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge Fucked On Race Day
KMCobra64@reddit
Fucked On Race Day.......
Studly_54@reddit
Shelby would have to disagree.
aldone123@reddit
Fix on road daily is more like it
GuestStarr@reddit
I used to have one and it was just like this. For revenge I sold it for parts for 10€.
CallDon@reddit
First On Race Day That's my answer. I've driven a 65 galaxie, a 67 ltd, a 73 ltd, a 73 Mercury Marquis, an '87 Merkur XR4Ti, a 1994 Lincoln town car, a 1990 Lincoln Town Car and a 2008 Lincoln Town Car.
There were a few other cars scattered in there but, these are the Ford products that I can remember.
Crazybeest@reddit
First On Rubbish Dump
Electrical-Ad6623@reddit
Found over rolled dead during the Firestone tire explosions
itsalloverfolks007@reddit
Fucked On Roadside Dead
xyz19606@reddit
Found On Road Discharged for the new electric ones.
Blairos75@reddit
Found On Rubbish Dump
Addeo3@reddit
Fucked on raw deal. Is an old one.
TheOther1@reddit
I heard First On Race Day
vyze@reddit
DonnaLakeWi@reddit
I personally like Fuckin’ Owner Really Dumb But I will say Desperate instead.
Politically Correct?
vyze@reddit
Nah, that's where Fools Outta Ride Donkeys comes into play 🤣😂
DonnaLakeWi@reddit
Love that one! I am going to use it. Thx.
DR4G0NFR0ST@reddit
You misspelled First On Recall Day
88_strings@reddit
I've heard Fucked On Race Day
RectalGravy@reddit
Found On Reservation Dump
IncredulousPatriot@reddit
Fuckin owners really dumb is my favorite.
DangerMacAwesome@reddit
My favorite is fucked on race day
whittler@reddit
Flipped Over Reservation Decoration
xpdolphin@reddit
I was about to comment with this one
Warm_Alps_1398@reddit
Ford: Fu@#*d On Race Day.
Reddit2FASucksASS@reddit
The one I've always liked.
The one good thing you can say about FORD is: At least they have the decency to circle their problems. :insert FORD logo here:
SFWendell@reddit
Fucked over recycled Dodge
RiderguytillIdie@reddit
Frigging Old Rebuilt Dodge
datadr-12@reddit
F*king outright disaster
Adorable_Ladder_38@reddit
Backward. Driver returns on foot.
Brave_Beginning64@reddit
Or “first on race day”
the_perfect_spatula@reddit
In northern az we say flipped over reservation decoration...
Old_Disaster_6837@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge was also around many moons ago. I'd forgotten the Found On Road Dead one.
DoStheMaN@reddit
Fuckers Only Run Downhill
nopareil@reddit
Found On Redneck’s Driveway
Current-Brain-1983@reddit
Fucked over rolling disaster.
Necro138@reddit
Where I grew up, the local wrecker/tow guy was named Russel "Rusty" Drew, so we used to say "Found Over Rusty Drew's"
MimiLovesLights@reddit
if you reverse the spelling of FORD: Driver Returns On Foot
DotAccomplished5484@reddit
60 years ago it was "Fix Or Repair Daily".
MrPunGuy@reddit
All new Fords come with a free pair of boots for the walk home.
Merrader@reddit
fuckin old redneck dude
*specifically explorers: for our retarded daughter
fifth on race day
According-Contact@reddit
I've also heard First On Race Day, if you like Fords
aceromester@reddit
I heard "Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge"
Cayuga94@reddit
Found on Russian dump is another variation
mratlas666@reddit
Fucked over repainted dodge.
jabishop3@reddit
First on race day. Disclaimer: I work for ford, and am a ford guy. 😞
Pyratetrader_420@reddit
Ford = First on race day
WolfGuy@reddit
Backwards: Driver Returns on Foot
greginvalley@reddit
First On Race Day was the one I knew
myfakeaccount89@reddit
I've always heard Ford stands for fix it again Tony
Crowbarscout@reddit
Damnit Dale! That's Fiat!
BryanP1968@reddit
That’s FIAT. Check your letters
Cru_Jones86@reddit
That's Fiat not ford.
Proper-Application69@reddit
Wouldn’t that be Fiat?
Extension_Ad_4439@reddit
Shut up Dale also John Redcorn finally stopped banging your wife because he's dead.
eljefino@reddit
But who's going to cure her migraines now?
calgeorge@reddit
I was scrolling looking to see if someone was going to reference this
nancy_drew_98@reddit
Fucked Over Rolling Disaster!
Emperormike1st@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
slugothebear@reddit
:Found On Road Dead". Ford.
thetedman@reddit
I like Faithful Old Road Dog
OilPhilter@reddit
Found on Russian Dumps. Final on Race Day
Wow_ImMrManager@reddit
Fucken Owner is Really Dumb
SaucySlobetteandHobo@reddit
Fix or Repair Daily was what I grew up with
SirWarwickHarrow@reddit
My favorite is Fucker Only Runs Downhill
fantasticforbes@reddit
In french for Ford we have Ferraille, Ordure, Résidu, Déchet Which roughly translates to Scrap metal, Garbage, Remains, Trash
hydrohorton@reddit
Me 2. And Dead Or Dying Gas Eater
doctorcheez82@reddit
Dick On Dick Gay Entertainment
namvet67@reddit
l always heard Fix Or Repair Daily. .Owned 2 of them and it was true.
massassi@reddit
That or "Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge"
kooshipuff@reddit
I've heard "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"
massassi@reddit
Hah, nice Also,
Fix Or Repair Daily
Smart-Difficulty-454@reddit
First On Race Day is my favorite
_synik@reddit
First On Race Day is the one used for Ford.
gangawalla@reddit
When I had one years ago, it was Fix Often Repair Daily
zendetta@reddit
To Ensure Strong and Lasting Authoritarianism
CalligrapherNew1964@reddit
Twisted Elon Sells Loada Ass.
CFCBeanoMike@reddit
Lotus should always be mentioned for these.
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
Excavatoree@reddit
I told a dealer I wanted to buy Lotus someday. He asked: "Do you have good walking shoes?"
Dedward5@reddit
Had mine 23 years, been great.
dethred@reddit
I've had mine 3 years, and it only broke down a few times from 12,000 miles to 13,000 miles.
Drunk_Lemon@reddit
Are you a lotus bot?
kenweise@reddit
Those are some old shoea
ezekiel_grey@reddit
Must have been the one Q put back together.
MikeRogersZA@reddit
As expected, 23 years of regular, long walks is great for physical and mental health.
Dedward5@reddit
Drove it from the Austrian Alps to my home in the center of England in a day, competed for 20 years in Hillclimb. It’s mechanically very simple so easy to maintain.
qlz19@reddit
Hey dumbass, literally no one gives a shit.
HandsOfCobalt@reddit
more people have a positive opinion of his comment than of you as a person right now
Hexual_Innuendo@reddit
Enough internet for you today, mister.
Capitan_Scythe@reddit
Jees, go take a deep breath and chill the fuck out.
ecosynchronous@reddit
I'm giving a shit extra hard just because of your bad attitude.
MikeRogersZA@reddit
Give him a break. He loves his Lotus, and the world needs more happy people.
MikeRogersZA@reddit
Looking at your picture of your cam-belt change for your Lotus Elise, you and I may have a very different understanding of "mechanically very simple, so easy to maintain" 😀
Dedward5@reddit
The back “clam” is one big piece. It’s only nuts and bolts to take off. Gave me room to do a few other jobs while I was there and inspected some stuff.
MontEcola@reddit
I never had a pair of shoes last that long. Good work, Mate.
Pan_TheCake_Man@reddit
Ed bolian from vinwiki said the way to sell a lotus is to tell the buyer how garbage it is. They either take the hint and buy a Porsche or end up entrenching themselves and believing they are tough enough to own a lotus
So how’s the Porsche
12altoids34@reddit
My neighbors dream car was a 67 Lotus super sport. Because his father used to race them when he was younger. He finally got one. He fully restored it, doing a complete tear down and rebuild from the frame up. They even replaced the fenders and Bonnet with carbon fiber. Surprisingly he never tried to drive it like a race car. He drove it very casually around the neighborhood on weekends.
The one thing he discovered is that you NEVER ask for Lotus parts at the Auto Supply. You buy parts for it for a 67 ford( that particular model had a stock 67 Ford engine in it). You'll get the exact same part for a quarter of the price.
DeputyDipshit619@reddit
Yeah I've got a nice pair of Shoeburu Outbacks being towed by a couple Chevrolegs.
pm_me_your_kindwords@reddit
That’s hilarious. I love that take.
OldElvis1@reddit
How is O not oil leak?
x4candles@reddit
What kind of asshole drives a lotus?
SheepVSwolf@reddit
The kind that makes you jealous. Lotus: Lots Of Trouble Using Sarcasm
MrGeekman@reddit
It's funny that you mention Lotus, because Tesla used a Lotus body for its Roadster.
metametapraxis@reddit
Lotus everything, except for the power train. Lotus provided rolling chassis.
k0binator@reddit
I remember this being a joke on Top Gear! 😂
kustombart@reddit
Loads Of Trustees Under Suspicion
Nehal1802@reddit
How? Isn’t it a British car using a Toyota engine and transmission?
slowsoul77@reddit
Thanks Top Gear, for teaching me this one..
YoVeggieBoy@reddit
That's what I expected also, but 20+ years of reliable mid-eighties Esprit Turbo ownership proved otherwise. Including mods and track days.
Hoot to drive, horrible ergonomics.
icecream_dragon@reddit
The Electric Shoppers’ Loved Automobile
contrarily,
Totally Extra, Seriously Look Away
TheLary@reddit
I had for BMW The front logo is Busy Man Working The back as he drives away means Bang My Wife
Stansagman@reddit
TESLA: Totally Expensive, Silent Liability Automobile
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Durable After a Year
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
NISSAN: Needs Immediate Service, Starts Acting Nuts
JJohnston015@reddit
HYUNDAY?
lkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhlk
yourbrainhastheshell@reddit
This is so f- ing and borderline racist I can't believe that I can't post a joke because this guy is clouding up the thread.
wtfbgt@reddit
IROC, Italian Retards Out Cruising. It was the 80’s don’t @ me
Von_Moistus@reddit
IROC - I Run Over Children
Federal-Catch@reddit
Making an acronym to fit a word is called a backronym.
Mongrel_Shark@reddit
My 7yo brother told me bwm stands for bat mans willy. 30 years later its still part of regular family conversations.
shroudedwolf51@reddit
Your family regularly discusses black men's penises?
That's just....weird.
Oldman_Skippy@reddit
Batman hasnt been black yet. I'm sure that's the next movie.
JohnnyThunder_69@reddit
Takes Everyone’s Savings Literally Always
chefnelson@reddit
T- trash E- everyone S- still L- loves A- anyway
PhysicsFix@reddit
Tried Electric Sedan, Lost Ass Trucks Elon Should Leave Alone Terrible energy suck lacking affordability
AntarcticanJam@reddit
For motorcycles, HONDA: Harley owners need dependable alternatives
ZagatoZee@reddit
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
sbobs56@reddit
Mine is BMW bust my wallet
Warpmind@reddit
Totally Electric, Strangely Likely Ablaze.
Zealousideal_Luck322@reddit
Surely Likely Ablaze ?
Warpmind@reddit
Nah, "Strangely" fits better, in that it refers to how weirdly likely it is to catch fire...
Zealousideal_Luck322@reddit
OK. I don’t disagree. I was just attempting to add to the banter rather than just passively read it 😊
Motor_Growth_9036@reddit
I got one
Name a car that starts with “P”
Peugeot? Nope
Plymouth? Nope
Pontiac? Try again
Porsche? Not quite
Passat? Close
No car starts with “P”. They all start with gasoline. Lmao
justifiable187@reddit
FORD was always Fix Or Repair Daily.
Desmond2014@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Desmond2014@reddit
Total Electric Slave Labored Automobile
xeraghusta@reddit
Terrible Electronics, Supremely Lousy Automobiles
SnooPickles9681@reddit
Terrible Employer Sent Likability Away
PozhanPop@reddit
Beautiful acronyms. Finding one for Chrysler would be a little hard.
Xperimentx90@reddit
I was looking for someone to attempt Mercedes-Benz
Memin_Sanchez@reddit
Most Expensive Repairs Cost Every Dime Earned, Seriously
AgitatedText@reddit
Chrysler - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
PozhanPop@reddit
Wow. That sure is a brilliant one. : )
Le_Mew_Le_Purr@reddit
I’ll try, but it needs work. Chrysler: Claims High Reliability, Yields Sudden Lethargy, Ends Rusty.
TeamFoulmouth@reddit
Now do Stellantis, since they own em!
Le_Mew_Le_Purr@reddit
Uh…Slaps Together Every Lousy Legacy Auto Name, Then It Sucks?
PozhanPop@reddit
Amazing job. I could not thought of that one : ))
Le_Mew_Le_Purr@reddit
I work for state government so acronyms come easily to me 🤣
Walrus897@reddit
Taking Every Sucker's Last Assets
pwrgamer@reddit
Total exaggeration sold as legendary achievement
naturtok@reddit
God if this doesn't describe literally every single project Elon had a significant role in, nothing does. Y'all remember how the hyper loop was supposed to be more than an objectively dogshit subway system?
ScrotesMaGoates13@reddit
Hyperloop was a hoax he perpetuated to kill other viable public transpo proposals in Cali. Once those other plans were scrapped (supposedly in favor of the Hyperloop), he scrapped it and doubled down on the cybertruck
Mikesaidit36@reddit
The Cybertruck is the one he had a hand in. The others are all great.
naturtok@reddit
Isn't he the one that's insistent they only use cameras for their fsd?
Mikesaidit36@reddit
No idea. I love driving but stay away from Crazytown.
EverySingleMinute@reddit
Same with SpaceX. They saved astronauts and remember how awful Starlink is with helping Ukraine during the war
wiines@reddit
TESALA!
poop poop poop poop
harpejjist@reddit
I bow to your clearly superior acronym!
enolaholmes23@reddit
This captures it so perfectly. Both the car and the man who pretended to invent it.
El_Nathan_@reddit
Tesala?
/characterlimit
CaptainLoggy@reddit
This one should absolutely take the cake. On point, no stretching, and fits with the others.
Objective-Ganache114@reddit
Fix Or Repair Daily
South-Sheepherder-39@reddit
Torqued Electric Supercars Losing At life I don't know I'm just spitballing here... For Toyota,
Totally Over Your Obsessive Toyota Attitude
Yes the car brand is in the acronymn.lol
realrcube@reddit
I want one for Polestar
electatigris@reddit
Too Expensive, So Laughably Annoying
Spade6sic6@reddit
We don't talk about Pontiac
Affectionate-Sale126@reddit
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Mystery_J@reddit
That Elon Stinks Like Ass
femysogynist@reddit
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Chevrolet: Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Red-MDNGHT-Lily@reddit
Their Engineers Seriously Lack Acumen
siliconvalleyr@reddit
Or The Expensive Self-driving Lacks Assurance
siliconvalleyr@reddit
Tesla: Tech Enthusiasts Suckered by Lofty Advertising
ploodn@reddit
Too Expensive, Super Lame, assholes
RebekkaKat1990@reddit
“Y’know what ‘Ford’ stands for, dontchya? It means ‘Fix it again, Tony.’ Heh, heh.”
You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.
“Fix… it… again…”
Anhedonia_678@reddit
"we'll grow oranges in Alaska."
RebekkaKat1990@reddit
See what Butros Butros Golly Golly thinks about that
IncredulousPatriot@reddit
Just watched that last night.
CCUN-Airport761@reddit
Anyone know the acronym for Pontiac?
barneyrubbble@reddit
Nope. Why don't you tell us? 😆
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Probably Old Nonsense That Isn't Actually Cool.
harpejjist@reddit
Wow. That is not only a nice acronym it also is 100% accurate. The traditional old acronym is quite racist.
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Thanks. Came up with it on the spot.
Weird_Heart3151@reddit
Tiny Outwardly Yellow Or Teal Automobile
Father_of_Lies666@reddit
Idk about acronym but it’s the fascist car on the market i hear.
bustedchain@reddit
Turd-huffer Elon Sucks Large Ass
Phenest@reddit
The best I could come up with is “Toxic Elon Sloppily Licks Assholes”
downtuning@reddit
I remember hearing a racist one about Pontiac growing up... Poor Old N* Thinks It's A Cadillac
SleepingGunner3282@reddit
I clicked on this joke specifically to see if that one would be here or not.
shroudedwolf51@reddit
Garden variety racism is a joke to you?
....Americans.
SleepingGunner3282@reddit
I'm Canadian, but yes that one is a joke to me.
Drunk_Lemon@reddit
TESLA: Terrible Electric Stupid Lying Asses?
dliverey@reddit
Terribly Expensive Shitty Luxury Automobile
Zealousideal_Luck322@reddit
…Shitty Lame Automobile?
dliverey@reddit
That's works as well
Practical-Custard-64@reddit
I always thought BMW was Big, Massive W*nker.
How about, Terrible Excuse for a Shitty Lump of Ass.
440ish@reddit
That absolutely describes its drivers.
Practical-Custard-64@reddit
A bit like "Absolutely Useless Driver Inside".
440ish@reddit
It always seems like the biggest assholes on the road on driving Beemers.
LandOfTheBeaver@reddit
I’ve always said “bring my wallet”
MikeyKillerBTFU@reddit
My dad had one for Pontiac that I cannot repeat.
Ahhhh, rural Indiana, please change.
shroudedwolf51@reddit
Lemme guess, two of those letters are slurs?
MikeyKillerBTFU@reddit
One is. You get three guesses which one it is, but the first two don't count.
Ps11889@reddit
TESLA: Tell Elon Stop Liquidating America
eatsleepandplay@reddit
Typical Electric Stench Lugging Away
440ish@reddit
Thoroughly Enchants Scrap Loving Aficionados.
Groobear@reddit
I always thought it was BMW Broken More than Working.
uberbeetle@reddit
Bavarian Money Waster
donnie-stingray@reddit
It's Brings Me Women. But in reality its Brings Me Worry.
PrimaryMethod7181@reddit
I always heard Bought My Wife
brake0016@reddit
I always heard Break My Wallet
harpejjist@reddit
Basic Marin Wheels.
Only works in or near poncy areas starting with M though
bellemarrante@reddit
As someone who works in San Francisco, I love this acronym and am surprised that I have not heard it before lol
AppleMadeAccountN11@reddit
Big money waster, also “bought my wife”
saash95@reddit
My dad always called it “Buy More Warranty”
ninjabrewer66@reddit
BMW- Bavarian Manure Wagon.
Chuck_Chaos@reddit
Bowel movement wagon or Bring more wrenches.
Imaginary-Space1359@reddit
Bring My Wallet. 🤣
I_notta_crazy@reddit
Bitch, Moan, and Whine.
mjm666@reddit
Break my wallet Break my windows
dalek65@reddit
FIAT = Foolish Italian Attempt at Transportation
6stringt3ch@reddit
Takes Electricity, Skips Local Auto shops
account_for_norm@reddit
Ford: Found On Road, Dead
TwzlrGurl69@reddit
Tiny Elon Sucker's Last Asset?
JuliasZuma@reddit
Found On Rubbish Dump First In All Troubles
w0nd3rm0nk3y@reddit
HONDA Hold on not done accelerating
bucketsofbeans@reddit
Taste Elon's Super Long Ass.
Fuck, Our Ride Died.
Poor Ol Nimrod Thought It's A Cadillac
Reddediah_Kerman@reddit
Poor Old Nincompoop, Thought It Was A Cadillac
UraeusCurse@reddit
Dad’s Out Drinking. Goodbye, Everyone.
Reddediah_Kerman@reddit
Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
12altoids34@reddit
Other than all of the Tesla ones, this is the first time I've ever heard this one. Thank you.
SuperbResolution6338@reddit
Tried Everything Still Looks Awkward
OverallManagement824@reddit
That's a good one. Iade the point to someone a number of years back that the problem with styling electric vehicles is that nobody is sure what they're supposed to look like or what weird way you can package them to make an extra feature that works. Just think of how much farther along the Wright brothers would have been if they had seen actual functioning airplanes before starting their design. Same thing. We're just copying gas cars with the designs, we even have a space for a radiator even though they don't have radiators.
Deadpacfrog@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
ABAFBAASD@reddit
Pontiac: Poor Old Negro Thought It was A Cadillac
stitchravenmad@reddit
FORD: F***ked- Over, Rebuilt Dodge is another I've heard
Chemistry11@reddit
Technically Enhanced, Steers Like Ass
EgrAndrew@reddit
Gotta Mechanic Coming This Electric Sedan Looks Amazing
BachtnDeKupe@reddit
In belgium we have one for FORD: Fabrication Ordinaire, Reparation Difficile
(French for poorly made, difficult to repair)
YornicusGaming@reddit
Ik zeg meestal Brol Met Wielen
Rosw001@reddit
Skoda: Samen Knutselen Onder De Auto
Paperclip902@reddit
BMW = Blote meiden wagen/boeren mest wagen VOLVO = Vele onderdelen liggen verder op
BachtnDeKupe@reddit
Hahaaaaaa, mijn schoonvader rijdt met Volvo, die gooi ik op zn talloor volgende keer XD
Iamblikus@reddit
I’ve heard them called Bavarian Manure Wagons…
Free-Shine8257@reddit
Ford - found on road dead
DukeBradford2@reddit
fixed or repaired daily. f***ed on race day
Studly_54@reddit
Always thought that was a dumb one. Fixed is the same as repaired. I did hear an updated one: fix or replace daily. Makes more sense.
(On said topic, I've owned in excess of 70 vehicles over the years, Fords, Chevy, Dodges, Datsun/Nissan, Mitsubishi, Honda, Buick, Rambler, International, Pontiac, VW, Plymouth, Jeep, etc A 73 fully loaded 5 liter Maverick and my 2 current Honda Odysseys have been the most dependable of all of them.)
BlackHoleMoth@reddit
Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot
pitty77@reddit
BMW - Blik Met Wielle. Can with Wheels in Afrikaans
NonAbelianOwl@reddit
Bankrot Maar Windgat.
"Windgat" is like a cocky show-off who brags too much, so it means something like "Bankrupt but a show-off"
polony93@reddit
FORD - Fokken Ou Rubbish Dump
CptHammer_@reddit
Fix Or Repair Daily is my go-to
bayareathrifter@reddit
Fu$ked On a Real Deal
Xorrayn@reddit
In the north of the netherlands BMW is boeren mest wagen. For the english speakers, farmer's manure wagon.
jearols@reddit
TESLA: That Elon Should Leave America
Typical_Log_5237@reddit
Testy Elon Sucks Lotsa Ass
thatwasacrapname123@reddit
I heard FIAT stands for Fucked Italian Attempt at Transport
baksdad@reddit
FORD: Found On Road Dead BMW: Bring Money With (You)
VTwelveMerlin@reddit
Chevrolet:
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping On Long, Extended Trips
Audi:
Actual Use Depletes Income Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
13toycar@reddit
CHEVY = Changes Hands EVery Year
w00ty777@reddit
Tesla
Transportation Experiment Slowly Losing Appeal
Think Environmental? Slaughter Lithium Aquifers
Tricked Everyone Selling Lies About range
Trendy Exterior, Soul-crushing Lithium Addiction
unprepared4gcoco@reddit
I heard Ford as Fix or repair daily...
Hattix@reddit
That's Elon's Shitty Little Auto
finest_kind77@reddit
Ford - Flip Over Read Directions
Hyundai- Here’s Y U Never Drive An Import
BMW - Broke My Wallet
Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket
And fun fact Lexus actually stands for Luxury Export to the US
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
That's a backronym.
russellvt@reddit
That's the entire point of this thread, though.
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
Right, but finest_kind77 was asserting that Lexus actually stands for that, which I've heard people claim before, and isn't true.
puffz0r@reddit
Somehow "lettus" isn't as premium sounding
LunarLeopard67@reddit
At least they’d make green cars
TychaBrahe@reddit
All you need is two premium car brands called Bacone and Tomaytoh.
Jump_n_Shoot_man@reddit
That depends. Are we talking about some baller ass Romaine or just a shitty Iceberg?
daveagain6410@reddit
HEY! You leave my boy iceberg alone! I love me some nice, crisp, fresh icey-boy McWettus.
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Lettus pray..
Goddam 20 character limit!
Filberrt@reddit
Anecdotally, we were taught that when first designed the jeep was a General Purpose vehicle, which became GP before the first was constructed. That was shortened further.
IncredulousPatriot@reddit
Chevrolet- Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
finest_kind77@reddit
You had a Cruze too? 🤣
IncredulousPatriot@reddit
I run a wrecking yard. I got a few. Just sold an engine for one today.
paddling_heron@reddit
That Elon Sold Lies Again
zippywings42@reddit
That Electric Shitbox Lacks Appeal
LunarLeopard67@reddit
This has to be the winner
LunarLeopard67@reddit
TESLA = The Earth’s shittiest lacklustre automobile
JAGUAR = Just a grossly unreliable ancient rattler
RIMAC = Richard is maimed after crash
MASERATI = Money always spent, every repair aggravates the invoice
suipi@reddit
Heard BMW is short for Break My Window.
KoenigseggAgera@reddit
Same
Anemic
Trash
Under
Rebadged
Name
slade51@reddit
I don’t have an acronym for Jaguar, but it was hilarious in ‘Mad Men’ when the English executive tried to get CO2 poisoning in his garage but the damn car wouldn’t start for him.
russellvt@reddit
Just As Good Under A Railroad
DaddyDomThaddeus@reddit
Chevy: Can Hear Every Valve Yelling Fiat: Failed Italian Automotive Technology Ford: Found On Road Dead / First On Race Day / Fucked Over Rebuild Dodge AMC: Ain’t My Car BMW: Basically Mechanically Worthless GMC: Gods Mechanical Curse
Frequent-Spell8504@reddit
Ford should be Fix It Again Tony
DaddyDomThaddeus@reddit
Might wanna check your spelling there
DaddyDomThaddeus@reddit
Cause “it” starts with an “o” and “Tony” starts with an “r.” 🧐
-idkausername-@reddit
This Electric Shitbox Lacks Aerodynamica
LargeChungoidObject@reddit
TESLA: Trust Elon, Sleep Like AFK!
Kharma_Killz@reddit
FORD: Found On Roadside Dead FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
SheepVSwolf@reddit
In South Africa BMW means Be My Wife Ford is First On Rubbish Dump Or Found On Road Dead
decoparts@reddit
Today Elon Started Laughing Again
therealsanchopanza@reddit
Fix or repair daily
Gay man’s Chevy
pchoi95@reddit
TESLA: Truck? Electric. Smelly? Less. Ah…
idk
TCGHexenwahn@reddit
Ok, jokes aside, LEXUS stand for Luxury EXport to the US.
arikia@reddit
Tech Elitists Selling Lousy Autos
mendax2014@reddit
Twitter Egotist's Shit-Laden Automobiles
nvrex@reddit
Can we please let this boomer joke die?
Way funnier things in the internet age than acrostic poems.
slightly-specific@reddit
FORD: found on road dead
Dry-Quiet6526@reddit
I've heard Ford as 'Fix Or Repair Daily'.
bjahn88@reddit
Ford: Found on the road dead.
keituzi177@reddit
Tell
Elon
"Suck a
Lemon,
Asshole"
BlitzMyMan@reddit
BMW - blinkers? Me? Why?
Tree_Shade_14@reddit
Today, Elon saw life again.
eisenrod@reddit
Can we have one for Honda please?
SconeBracket@reddit
Tumescent Elon Slickly Laves Assholes
SconeBracket@reddit
Terrible Elon Sucks Lamboghini's Ass
JJohnston015@reddit
Saab: Send Another Automobile Back or Swedish Autos Always Break
Dodge: Doddering Old Dudes Get Excited
Mopar: Moments Of Power Are Rare
Mazda: Made After Zero Design Analysis
funkmatician2014@reddit
Most Often Passed At Races
Ok-Committee-1110@reddit
Most original parts are replaced
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Mostly Old Parts And Rust. Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
Specific-Dragonfly29@reddit
As a proud Mazda driver, I can confirm this one!
dwehlen@reddit
Also MOPAR: Move Over, People Are Racing!
louislamore@reddit
That Every Swastika Looks Awesome
hopey7tm@reddit
FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow (in the UK at least)
LilianaVesss@reddit
In China, BMW (using anglicized pinyin) is called "Bie Mo Wo", which translates to "Don't Touch Me"
rdcl89@reddit
Trash Electrical Super Lame Automobile
AskFriendly@reddit
Here are mine:
Tosser Elon Sell Loathsome Automobiles Tells Everyone Something Loathsome About (you) Totally Electric Shit Laying Autos
So0meone@reddit
Found On Road Dead is another fun one for FORD
Incomprehenible_dart@reddit
The Evilest, Sluttiest, Lamest Automobiles
metalchefatx@reddit
Ford was always found on road dead.
TeaVinylGod@reddit
Ford was that or Fix or Repair Daily
Vast-Story@reddit
Take Elon’s Self Love Away
spurples111@reddit
Traitor elons shitty lectric automobile?
aztastic33@reddit
The Earth’s Single Lamest Auto
Specific-Dragonfly29@reddit
How does this not have more up votes?! Probably because it just accurately describes the vehicle without childish or sexual insults... 😉
bigfatpup@reddit
lotus: lots of trouble, usually serious
I always thought the T in fiat was tomorrow not Toney, makes more sense that way
boji_the_dog@reddit
TESLA That Elon Surely Likes Adolf
IFoundSelf@reddit
Treasonous Elon Sells Lame Autos
SubstantialAntelope3@reddit
LEXUS - Luxury Export to the US
dantheman2223@reddit
My buddy got married and immediately purchased a BMW. Told his wife it stood for, "Baby Must Wait".
matts198715@reddit
MOPAR - More Old Parts Are Reused
Skrenlin@reddit
Move Over Plymouth Accelerating Rapidly. :)
TheWood1901@reddit
To Explode Seriously Like Always
murderJoppe@reddit
Saab, Shits always acting bad
reallywaitnoreally@reddit
I know one for Pontiac but I can't say it.
BassCuber@reddit
Takes
Every
Shortcut
Legally
Available?
That was all I could come up with in two minutes before reading the other comments.
I wished that I had remembered Elon's love for Aderall.
Git-Git@reddit
That’s Extra, Subscription Loving Asshole
Dogrel@reddit
Time Elon Said he’s Leaving America
marcthenarc666@reddit
The electric swastiskar loses acceptance.
Daniel_Meades@reddit
T.E.S.L.A - Troublesome.Electric.Shit.Lacks.Allure
can be improved upon, suggestions welcome.
Nforcer524@reddit
Two German ones for FIAT:
Fehler in allen Teilen (Faults in every part)
Ferrari in außergewöhnlicher Tarnung (Ferrari in extraordinary camouflage)
T-Prime3797@reddit
Ford should be Fixed or Repaired, Daily.
jollebb@reddit
Used to Big Money Wasted for BMW, but also Bayerische MackWerke(almost same words in my language and german), would translate as crappy product from Bayern. Saw one catch fire once too(something in the electrical system), then came up with BFW: Bayerische Feuerwerke(fireworks) for it.
Csak_egy_Lud@reddit
Well, close to the truth, you never know if electrical, engine, or the oil pouring under it, but something catches on fire sooner or later...
perspic8@reddit
Tanking Elon’s Stock, Laughing All-over
DanteShmivvels@reddit
Ford: fucked on race day/ found on rubbish dump
Hino: hope its not ours
dumboldnoob@reddit
off topic but TESLA=FUBAR
jumdog@reddit
A guy walks into an Australian outback mechanic and says -"I'm looking for a set of windscreen wiper blades for my Audi" The mechanic says - "No worries mate, sounds like a fair swap to me"
BrainsAdmirer@reddit
FORD: Found On Road Dead
mattthepianoman@reddit
Corsa - constantly overrevved rarely serviced automobile
Dez-A-Raygun@reddit
I was always told Ford is : Found on road, dead
reallysupergay@reddit
Nothing for Tesla. I've heard:
FORD: Found On Road Dead, Fix Or Repair Daily
PONTIAC: Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac
Icy_Vast3257@reddit
Yeah I’ve heard ford - found on road dead
MysteriousMidnight78@reddit
Fucked on a rainy day
udderlyfun2u@reddit
Fix or repair daily.
bubbadumptruck@reddit
people on neptune think i’m a cat
Faserip@reddit
We use “Newfie” in Canada…
reallysupergay@reddit
Probably more socially accepted. I was nervous putting that in there.
FLiP_J_GARiLLA@reddit
You should be. That isn't the actual saying.
paracostic@reddit
Yeah we know. Won't say it, though.
patrickmoreira@reddit
Tesla: Tainted Electric Sled Lagging in America
TalentedHalo709@reddit
TESLA: Trash Elon Sells Like an Asshole
c_h_l_@reddit
That Electric Shit Loses Again
palurian1@reddit
Total electric scrap loser's automobile.
BellybuttonWorld@reddit
Today Elon Said Lies Again
whispysteve@reddit
I thought Ford was Fix Or Repair Daily.
hagar34@reddit
Found On Roadside, Dead
KeithMyArthe@reddit
Found on rubbish dump
Memin_Sanchez@reddit
In spanish, for SEAT, we say "Siempre estarás apretando tornillos", which translates to "You'll Always be tightening screws"
Adept-Ad2824@reddit
TESLA: Trying Every Stupid Logic Available
Picax8398@reddit
Oh c'mon there's a better one for Ford.
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Spadoodle_Horpfangle@reddit
Ford = Fuckin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
Jumpy_Cucumber5081@reddit
MOPAR-made of parts and rust
greedyhorserevenge@reddit
Toys Against a Supposed Liberal Agenda
HomerPimpson010@reddit
For the Suriname diaspora in the Netherlands BMW stands for "Blakka Man Waggi", which translates to "a black man's car"
greedyhorserevenge@reddit
Toys Against Supposed Liberal Agendas
Bromm18@reddit
Always heard CHEVROLET as: Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
dr4gonr1der@reddit
Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway
Hampster90@reddit
Technofascist, Evangelist, Swastika Loving Assholes.
a_passionate_man@reddit
German acronym for FiAT is „Fehler in allen Teilen“ (lit. Errors in all parts)
Emergency-Sense6898@reddit
The Engine Seems Lost, Actually.
vkrum007@reddit
YARIS - You Are Riding In Shit
The-J-Weaves@reddit
My favorite is VOLVO: Very odd looking vehicular object
klanerous@reddit
I was scrolling through this thread just looking for Volvo.
krishnan2784@reddit
More of F1 Joke than car joke.
Ferrari thinks they are the Prancing Horse but they are actually a Limping Donkey.
Morrigoon@reddit
For Tesla I haven’t heard any acronyms, only nicknames: Swasticars, which can apply to all Teslas, and Wankpanzers, which applies exclusively to the trucks
krishnan2784@reddit
Ford : found on road dead
PM_ME_LITTLE_BOOBS@reddit
PONTIAC: Poor Old [redacted] Thinks It's A Cadillac
Morrigoon@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead
Put it in reverse, Driver Returns On Foot
EmeraldDonk3y@reddit
FORD: Fix or repair daily.
TheVyper3377@reddit
Toxic Evil Sectarian’s Ludicrous Automobile.
emilylouise221@reddit
Jeep: just empty every pocket. Ford: found on road dead.
LillyWansToRoleplay@reddit
TESLA: Totally Expected Something Less Anticlimactic. That's my take on it
02grimreaper@reddit
Trucks even still light afire
LillyWansToRoleplay@reddit
Yeah, that works too.
Simple_Ad7313@reddit
I hope this doesn't offend anyone...
Too Exotic Stupid Lazy Americans
Newbergite@reddit
MOPAR = My Old Plymouth Ain’t Runnin’
jimfosters@reddit
AMC... Ain't My Car. or All Makes Car. R.A.M.B.L.E.R. Rambler makes a fkd up car. Yes I an old. 😢
Newbergite@reddit
Thank you for this! I’ve wanted a compilation like this for years!
Pjetter86@reddit
Terrible Electric, so leave'it alone
DadBodMetalGod@reddit
Ford: Found On Road Dead.
I’m a Ford guy fwiw
drfrogsplat@reddit
SUBARU
Something Under Bonnet Actually Really Unreliable (spoiler: it’s the head gasket, and for the Americans, bonnet is UK English for hood)
Suped-Up Boxer for Armchair Rally User
Sapphic Users’ Beloved All Road Utility
sk3pt1c@reddit
Why is AUDI unsafe designs?
SciFiWritingGuy@reddit
In German, BMW stands for bauische misst wagon, or farmers shit wagon.
afarkas2222@reddit
Mustang - Mostly used shit that ain't no good.
blue_laugh@reddit
Im on phone and ironically im seeing lots of acura and ford ads
Crunchie-lunchy@reddit
Ford: fix or repair daily
Acrobatic_Sound_7127@reddit
Tekkie Elon's Standard Land Auto
CommanderT1562@reddit
Ford is found on road dead, I don’t know where you came up with the other
porkchop_d_clown@reddit
I thought FORD was “Found On Road Dead”.
Crayzeemike@reddit
I was told found on rubbish dumps
IncredulousPatriot@reddit
Fuckin owners really dumb
Davidc19872010@reddit
FUCKED ON RACE DAY! 🤣
NerdHarder615@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
JimNightshade@reddit
Or fix or repair daily
kupus0@reddit
I like this one more
Yellowshoes2@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily.
Gary_Just_Gary@reddit
VW - Varies Widely They're not even consistent within the same model year.
South_Ad_2109@reddit
The Acura one just sounds like they put words together.
bionicjoe@reddit
FORD
First On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over. Read Directions.
TESLA
Take Extra Steps to Look Absurd
Terrible Execution, Science, Looks, & Affordability
cowrevengeJP@reddit
Found on road dead. FORD
saulbq@reddit
Toxic Elon, Screws Loyal Addicts.
Damdogma@reddit
TESLA...TERRIBLE ELONS STUPID 'LECTRIC AUTOMOBILE
Useful_Radish_6395@reddit
I know the one for Pontiac. But will not type it out and was told by a coworker aged ago.
CandidNeighborhood63@reddit
Dodge: Dead On Delivery, Get Engineers
BMW: Bring More Wrenches
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
GMC: Government Made Crap
Crash_314159@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Replace Daily
BGMcKay@reddit
When a BMW goes into the shop, it’s Bring My Wallet. Valid for 2 wheels or 4.
stopyerfarts@reddit
My favorite ... Volvo ... Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
wat-kyk-jy-huh@reddit
FORD - First on rubbish dump
rojoshow13@reddit
I'm actually a big Ford fan, but Ford has the best ones and probably the most. Fucking owner really dumb, Found on Reservation dump, Fucked over rebuilt Dodge...those are just a few of my favorites. Pontiac is, poor old N* thinks it's a Cadillac. Chevrolet, cracked heads every valves rotten oil leaks every time....or cracked heads every valve rattles on long extended trips.
xyz19606@reddit
Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan was for Saturn back in the day. I heard a comedian many years ago that could do any of them you said. He had one about Lamborghini that was like Loud Ass Muscle Bound something something Greasy Haired Italian something something. I've never got it again.
Fun-Aardvark-4744@reddit
Too Expensive to Sell to Leftist Assholes
Elephant2272@reddit
PONTIAC - Poor Old Noodnick Thinks It’s a Cadillac
ironwillster@reddit
Toasted Elon Selling Laughable Automobiles
marv1n@reddit
SAAB: Something always about to break
Mattallurgy@reddit
I’ve seen the following:
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks
outlawaol@reddit
Thanks Elon, Stupid Loser Asshole
Time Estimates Sunken Loss Abroad
This Elon Sucked Lips Again
Their Ego Sank Like Ass
Ten Electric Stings, Lol AHHHH!
That Explains Some Ladies Arrangements
Take Everything Sell Lies, Appropriate
🤷♂️
SirGatekeeper85@reddit
I've always heard Chevrolet as Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques. As a former mechanic who worked at a Chevy dealership for 6 months, I can confirm this is fairly accurate.
...I also know one for Pontiac buuuut, I can't post it on reddit...
deadgrl13@reddit
Taking Every Single Loser’s Assets
rbarr228@reddit
Chevrolet: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
KG354@reddit
Sure... nitwit. Totally nitwit.
rbarr228@reddit
I’m not getting downvoted for the other version.
lonelyhobo24@reddit
Not Tesla, but one of my best friends in High School came over to my house for dinner. He worked at a car repair shop, and asks if we want to hear a joke he heard that day. We agreed of course and he asks us if we know what PONTIAC stands for. We say no and he immediately says: "Poor old N*$$#R thingks its a Cadillac", hard R and everything. My parents and I were stunned / kind of laughed it off. I'll literally never forget that incident.
andrewfer000@reddit
No, but I got one for Nissan:
Not Intended for Speed, Style, Aesthetics, or Noise-control
Betzjitomir@reddit
FORD fix or repair daily
Puro_Guapo@reddit
For Ford, I like "Fix Or Repair Daily"
joshmc333@reddit
Twatface Elon Sells Lousy Automobiles
EverySingleMinute@reddit
IROC: Italian retard out crushing
Evilgood1@reddit
The Extremly Super Lame Automobile - TELSA
EverySingleMinute@reddit
Anyone know a good one for Pontiac?
EverySingleMinute@reddit
FORD: Found on Road Dead
PieceOfPanic@reddit
Tell Everyone Something Less Annoying..
GhettoBob99@reddit
Don't have one for Tesla yet but I have a few I've heard over the years lol. Ford: Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge Chevy: Cheap Heap in Every Vato's Yard. This one's terrible but Pontiac: Poor Old N* Thinks It's A Caddy Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket. Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust Cadillac: Can't Afford a Decently Impressive Legitimate Luxury Automobile Currently. And that's all I can think of currently lol.
bonwag@reddit
Truly, Ebola Sucks Less Ass
punsa@reddit
No but you don't want to hear Pontiac
thebananahotdog@reddit
Saab: Stupid Automobile Always Broken
sandman_tn@reddit
Ford- fixed or repaired daily.
Rogers899@reddit
Tires Enchanted Specifically for Leisurely Aliens
CloudsGotInTheWay@reddit
Chrysler = Company Has Recommended You Study Large Engine Repair
BMW = Break My Windows
Quirky_Journalist_67@reddit
Trash Engines Suck Losers’ Accounts
mrbkkt1@reddit
Takes Every (EV) Spot (in) Los Angeles
cuttydiamond@reddit
BOAT
Bust out another thousand.
MontEcola@reddit
The Nova does not need one in Mexico. They could not figure out why sales were poor until someone translated No va. Does not go.
ChefRoquefort@reddit
I heard that is actually a myth. The way it was described to me is that nova and no va are as separate in Spanish as therapist and the rapist are in English
Jump_n_Shoot_man@reddit
Or "Anal Bum Cover" and "An Album Cover"
StateChemist@reddit
Probably means some marketer that spoke Spanish assumed it would be a problem.
Or it has always just been a standup style joke.
johnboy11a@reddit
Chevrolet: cheap heap, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time. Mopar: Many odd parts arranged ridiculously. Saab: something an asshole bought GMC: gotta mechanic coming
Ill-Teacher-9382@reddit
Tell Everyone Stop Loving America
bighurb@reddit
Terrible Ego Stock Loss Abomination
Tronracer@reddit
Tweets Every Second Lacks Awareness.
haha_supadupa@reddit
BMW: Be My Wife. .
BrutalHunny@reddit
Thank you for not doing Pontiac.
Remarkable_Ad5011@reddit
Totally Electric Shitty Looking Automobiles.
Old-Kaleidoscope1874@reddit
Tried Everything, Still Lost Assets
Morgan8er8000@reddit
M any O bsolete P arts A ssembled R andomly
Calicrisp805@reddit
Totally excellent sounds less appealing.
shigui18@reddit
I've heard Ford as found on road, dead.
RichRichieRichardV@reddit
Tinfoil Ego Shit Licking Anus, best I could come up with on short notice
fattonydaaxe@reddit
FORD : Freaking Old Rebuilt Dodge
Shabushamu@reddit
terrible electric sedan, luxury absent
ChocolateOrange21@reddit
Tried Everything, Still Looks Awful
galenet123@reddit
FORD was always Found On Road Dead according to my dad.
Then there’s HD (motorcycle) = Hundreds (of) Dollars.
goddessmoz@reddit
Ford = fix or repair daily
DocRogue2407@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD: Found On Road - Dead
JustAMarriedGuy@reddit
Pontiac but it’s pretty racist
u2125mike2124@reddit
FORD Fix a repair daily, found on road dead
Joe_Hovah@reddit
DODGE: Dead On Dad's Garage Elevator
CHEVROLET: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Leihd@reddit
That's Elon's shitty lemon automobile.
cheezeburger-n-friez@reddit
FORD: fix often, repeat daily
Master_Read_2139@reddit
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Conquistador1901@reddit
That Electric Shit Loves Assholes.
susiefreckleface@reddit
The classic JEEP Just empty every pocket
Hisbeefiness@reddit
Ford: Fucked Over Redone Dodge Ford: Fucking Okies Really Dig’em
Oldcummerr@reddit
Truly evil swastika loving automobile
M16iata@reddit
SAAB
Some asshole actually bought it
polaroid_ninja@reddit
Tesla = The Environment Still Lost After All or perhaps Tesla = Total Emissions Shifted Literally Abroad
Hisbeefiness@reddit
Chevrolet: Cheap Heavy Exhausted Vehicle Running On Lowest Estimated Travel
ComicFanatic1974@reddit
Thank god you left Pontiac off the list…I was worried for a second….
Adorable-Can-2856@reddit
TESLA - Toxic Elong Surely Lost America
Sissylee1@reddit
Fix Or Repair Daily also Found On Russian Dump
dumbphone77@reddit
SAAB - Something Almost Always Broken.
Still love them though!
NotTheBannedAccount@reddit
I know one for Pontiac. Lol
eclectic_radish@reddit
Alfa Romeo: for when you want to spend BMW money fixing Fiat problems
Always Leaking, Frequently Abandoned: Reeks Of Money Evaporating, Obviously
12altoids34@reddit
When I was in college we had to kind of disappear from our fraternity for a while, a fraternity ritual, so to hide one of my roommates exchanged his car with his brothers who was going to college in the next town over. His brothers was an alfa romeo. I had never been in an Alfa Romeo before and it only heard of them by reputation. As a expensive foreign sports car. My first revelation,and I wasn't that big of a guy, was that I didn't fit in the seats. And all they were though they were beautiful hand stitched leather it felt like I was sitting on rocks. The sides of the seat were so high and hard that my butt wasn't actually touching the seat when I drove. And then I tried shifting gears... it turned out to be an exercise in futility. The gearing on it was so tight it was virtually impossible to find third gear. Typically by the time I was able to find third gear I had to shift back down to 2nd. No air conditioning. Am radio. After half hour I was done. I switched places with my fraternity brother and didn't care if I never drove that car again. One of the biggest let Downs I've ever had vehicle wise.
jamcub@reddit
The term you're looking for is "backcronym".
mrpool916@reddit
Terribly Engineered Seriously Lousy Automobile
GrouchyLongBottom@reddit
The Elon Sure Licks Ass
XeR34XeR@reddit
Chevrolet: Cracked head, every valve rattling, oil leaks every time
JackedLumberCord12@reddit
Chevrolet: Cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time
InstanceMental6543@reddit
Toady Elon Licks Shitler's Ass
12altoids34@reddit
In my misspent youth I had many friends that had issues with anger I also grew up in a very poor neighborhood.
In addition to mailbox baseball one of their favorite pastimes was to get a bag of rocks and drive around looking for bmws. When they find one they would yell "BMW .BREAK MY WINDOW" and throw a rock through the back window. It typically had to be baseball size or larger or it would usually bounce off.
Wonderful-Ice-7734@reddit
Tell the Egomaniacal SOB to Leave America
ivan-beatenov@reddit
Trolling (Taking, Trumping, Terrorizing, etc.) Every Single Last American
carefreeblu@reddit
FORD = Fix or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Roadside Dead
12altoids34@reddit
When I got my Bronco in 2000( a used 1988 4x4) the first thing my neighbor said when he saw it was "ah ! FORD. First on race day"
Ultimately it turned out that the acronym "found on road dead "was more accurate. That thing had endless problems and the 4x4 never worked.
matchear_dont@reddit
HONDA- Hold On Nellie, Don’t Accelerate
DJStrongArm@reddit
I had to scroll so far to find this! Although I always knew it as “hold on, not done accelerating”
matchear_dont@reddit
I’ve never heard either of them actually haha I thought I was clever and just came it up with it
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Had One, Never Did Again
12altoids34@reddit
There was one I heard in high school that is no longer acceptable. Well I guess it wasn't really acceptable at the time but we didn't care then
Pontiac : poor old (n word) thinks it's a cadilac
ScriptproLOL@reddit
The A should definitely be autopilot
nerd866@reddit
AUDI
Altogether Unsafe Disaster Incoming
Anonymous-B@reddit
All Unnecessary Devices Included. The last one I was in had a little business card drawer that popped out of the dash.
Not_mydrums09@reddit
or absolutely useless driver inside 😉
Zealousideal_Luck322@reddit
Another Unruly Driver Inside
WintermuteNight007@reddit
That Elon Sure Likes Asd
gsfgf@reddit
I'm just glad you omitted Pontiac.
nerd866@reddit
LEXUS
Lights emit xenon, usually sensually
Adorable_Ladder_38@reddit
Tasteless electric shitty loser asshole
WonkyWheels@reddit
BYD - Bang Your Daddy
Tikkanen42@reddit
Ford - fucked on race day
fernblatt2@reddit
Found On Road Dead
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fearchar@reddit
Fix Or Repair Daily.
-Gadaffi-Duck-@reddit
I've always known Ford and fix or repair daily.
VoidCoelacanth@reddit
Techbro Elon's Shitty 'Lectric Automobiles
chasrmills@reddit
Chevrolet was always Cracked. Heads. Every. Valve. Rattles. Oil. Leaks. Engine. Trouble.
Adorable_Ladder_38@reddit
Tried everything still lacks ability
Adorable_Ladder_38@reddit
Tried everything still lacks ........???
Bansidhe13@reddit
Ford ,found on road dead. If spelled backwards, driver returning on foot. Told my mechanic this. He laughed.
RonPalancik@reddit
Subaru spelled backwards is U R A BUS
Balyash@reddit
SAAB - still ain’t a Beamer
AceOfHearts333@reddit
I always grew up hearing FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
LowAbbreviations2151@reddit
Tell Elon Suck it Loser African.
Logicaltake@reddit
Though FORD was found on road dead
CNRavenclaw@reddit
The Extremely Stupid Lazy Asshole
Malazan17@reddit
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Transport
mikkopai@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
SAAB: Sämst av alla bilar - worst of all cars (in swedish) (rip)
Brave_Beginning64@reddit
Who knows what Pontiac stands for?
OZFox42@reddit
High Overly Loud Deafening Engine Noise (HOLDEN)
Brave_Beginning64@reddit
Thank every socialist loser…awesome!
PattyRoo@reddit
Growing up my friends Dad called Ford, Found On Road Dead
u35828@reddit
MOPAR - moldy old parts and rust.
One_Economist_3761@reddit
Not a car but one I always enjoyed:
LUFTHANSA : Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything.
_Thorshammer_@reddit
BMW = Buy More Warranty.
Ford = Found On Road Dead.
RevGrimm@reddit
Just be glad you don't know the one for Pontiac.
TomCatInTheHouse@reddit
I heard Chevrolet as Constantly Having Every Valve Replaced On Long Extended Trips.
GodOnAWheel@reddit
In Québec I learned Ferrailles, Ordures, Rebuts, Déchets for Ford, which translates to “Scrap metal, Garbage, Rejects, Waste.”
raye909@reddit
Idk if it works but here goes
TESLA - too eliminate sound logical analysis
How’d I do? 🧐
Final_Cow_3843@reddit
Volvo: Very Overpriced Low Value Object
chux4w@reddit
Audi has unsafe designs? They've been pretty good to me.
Tonybigguns@reddit
FORD. Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD. Found On Road Dead
FORD. First On Race Day
Ch3nry615@reddit
Chevrolet Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
tchad78@reddit
FORD was always "Found On Road Dead" or "Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge"
hollowenigma4@reddit
The second one never made any sense to me because the Dodge brothers worked for Ford so it always felt backwards
SkipLikeAStone@reddit
That Elon Sure Looks Autistic
Eroe777@reddit
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily. Found On Road Dead.
PONTIAC: Poor Old (redacted) Thinks It’s A Cadillac. [Heard it once, never repeated it until now, for obvious reasons]
SkipLikeAStone@reddit
We may have gone to the same elementary school.
Royal_Win_5258@reddit
Tragically Elon Started Loving Adolph
nerd866@reddit
BUICK
Best Used Igniting Campfire Kindling
FrankieAndBernie@reddit
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket $
HowVeryReddit@reddit
This Egotistical S***head Loves Attention
Bakkie@reddit
Ford was always Foix or Repair Daily. We had a hybrid Taurus a few years ago and had a great many recall notices even after the lease ended.
Avlonnic2@reddit
Where I grew up, Ford was: Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead.
Arashmin@reddit
That Engine Sounds Like Ass
ajninigne_engininja@reddit
Not an acronym, but I invented a game similar to punch-buggy called Tes-slap
AdelleDeWitt@reddit
That Egotistical Sadist Loves Adolph
selemenesmilesuponme@reddit
The acronym has to be shorter by definition. So TSL?
I know, I'll myself out.
bunnygreen119@reddit
The Egotistical Shitstain Lost Again
Kdedge@reddit
Audi. Accelerates under demonic influence.
harpejjist@reddit
Lol! God that hits close to home. I am always in for some surprise or another when I turn it on.
Nxtwiskybar@reddit
Tell everyone lies always
nerd866@reddit
Tyrannical Egomaniac shilling lithium authority
FartingSasquatch@reddit
Terribly Explosive Stuffs Literally Aflame
allyrbas3@reddit
That's a Fiat, Dale.
Aloha-Eh@reddit
You forgot FORD Found On Road Dead
nerd866@reddit
TESLA:
Try Engines Sometime. Loser Alert!
CarlsbadWhiskyShop@reddit
Told Everyone She Licks Ass
harpejjist@reddit
Time Everyone Starts Learning Ambulation
Tesla’s Elon Still Losing Acceleration
Or to do a political version (ignore if you wish)
Tell Everyone Stop Listening to A**holes
Or
Time Everyone Starts Living Abroad
Always_Cairns@reddit
You have Ford wrong. From a Michigander in a Detroiter suburb Ford has always been Ford On Road Dead.
Webcom100@reddit
FORD was Fix Or Repair, Daily for me.
VGK9Logan@reddit
Traitorous election stealer loots America
nerd866@reddit
HYUNDAI
Hell yeah, underrated name delivers awesomeness internationally
nerd866@reddit
Tricking every sucker; lacking authenticity.
MudandWhisky@reddit
I know one for Pontiac but it would get me downvotes
NotJokingAround@reddit
We all know it. And we're not saying it. Well, most of us.
TheStaffmaster@reddit
Ford=Fix or repair daily
Buick=Bought Underpriced, It Clunks Kid.
Tesla=Too Expensive & Shipped Late, Asshole.
StateChemist@reddit
This extra suppository looses assholes
ThatIckyGuy@reddit
"Bought Underpriced, It Clunks Kid."
I read this in Han Solo's voice.
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Big Ugly Intimidating Car Killer
webbgrt@reddit
Tyrant Elon Still Lies Always
Pizzareno@reddit
When I owned a Fiat it was always Fart in a tin.
syspimp@reddit
I know an old school one for PONTIAC but it's not appropriate.
But here is Budweiser: Because yoU Deserve What Every Individual Should Each Receive.
PantySniffers@reddit
The Elon swasticar licks ass
Bawkalor@reddit
This Electric Sedan Lacks Attitude.
Ok_Style_7785@reddit
Tacky Electric Shitbox Loved by Assholes ?
Few_Tangelo_6845@reddit
This is going to get flagged and taken down but bmw can stand for black man’s wiener
m1sterwr1te@reddit
I learned from a mechanic at a SAAB dealership: Something An Asshole Built.
Kuro_Shikaku@reddit
The
Expensive
Swasticar
Loves
Aryans
MasterIrslave4U2Use@reddit
Totally electrified stupid, lazy asses
AARCEntertainment@reddit
No, but Tesla drivers are “MUSKRATS”
KahlessAndMolor@reddit
Ford is found on road dead
gjloh26@reddit
I’d love to see what folks can come up with for the car brands from China.
HAFEI- Horrible Automobile, Frequently Engine’s Inoperable
XPENG
AION
BYD
ZEEKR
Or lesser known brands around the world:
LADA
TATA - Trash Automobile Taken Apart.
SUZUKI
DACIA
RENAULT/ PEUGEOT
fd1Jeff@reddit
Ford used to be found on road dead.
Horror_Spell1741@reddit
I’ve heard “Fix Or Repair Daily”
ZoLoftFTW@reddit
Saab: Something An Asshole Buys
wtfbgt@reddit
The Electric Salami Licking Anus
Jazzlike_Way3801@reddit
Tell. Elon. Suck. Lots. Asses.
Owen_dstalker@reddit
It probably should start with Take Elon's s***
SuperbResolution6338@reddit
Totally Electric, Still Lousy Automobile... Terrible Electric System, Low-geade Assembly
Kuro_Shikaku@reddit
I always heard Ford as "Found on Roadside Dead"
Material-Priority-66@reddit
Since BMW began mfg and exporting SUVs from the USA: Bubba Makes Wheels
Zirenth@reddit
I've always just referred to them as Turdslas. I know it doesn't have the same effect as above, but I like it.
Pyratetrader_420@reddit
You forgot PONTIAC!!
SpeedAccomplished577@reddit
This Electric Shit Licks Ass
jonesey71@reddit
Transports Exclusively Sexless Loser Assholes
CrazyCoKids@reddit
We just call them "Swastikars"
ResearcherPrimary231@reddit
Thinking electric shouldn’t last anyway
Desperate-Position50@reddit
Nobody posting Pontiac?!?!?
Desperate-Position50@reddit
It’s pride month. GMC = Gay Man’s Chevy
ResearcherPrimary231@reddit
Ford- first on race day. Dodge- dem old dudes go everywhere
lifeatthebiglake@reddit
GMC is also Giant Metal Chair.
ImGCS3fromETOH@reddit
Ford I was always told stood for:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Or
Fucked On Race Day
DifficultElk5474@reddit
I remember IROC Italian Ret*rd Out Cruising
Mithrasghost@reddit
That Elon Should Lick Ass
ResearcherPrimary231@reddit
GMC-gotta mechanic comin?
ResearcherPrimary231@reddit
In England I heard BmW was black man’s willy
Brell4Evar@reddit
Today, Elon Somehow Loses Again.
crypticcrosswordguy@reddit
Taxpayers effectively subsidize luxury automobiles
TheOther1@reddit
StateChemist@reddit
Taxpayers effectively subsidize leon’s addictions
Jellan@reddit
They’re definitely not luxury.
Thatguy755@reddit
Just a luxury price tag
IolausTelcontar@reddit
FORD: Found On Road Dead
BlakeTrout@reddit
Ford is "Found on Road Dead."
dellyeo1@reddit
FORD is “Found On Road Dead”
janice142@reddit
FORD used to have two... Fix Or Repair Daily, or Found On Road Dead.
rabbiniknar@reddit
FORD: fix or repair daily; frequent overhauls and rapid depreciation; found on road dead
wowieowie@reddit
FORD: Found on Road Dead!!'
bangfu@reddit
I've heard FORD - Found On Road Dead
threwitaway763@reddit
The Ford one I know is “Fix Or Repair Daily”
vorker42@reddit
Tyrannical Elon Slowly Loses All
outlawsix@reddit
Don't forget Pontiac
Icy_Pay3775@reddit
Tranqs Etc Snow Lsd Auto
prognerd_2008@reddit
HYUNDAI: Hello, You’re Under No Discrimination As Impoverished
ladydrybones@reddit
Tell Everyone Stop Liking Assholes?
LowDuck101@reddit
read that as licking lolll
MimiLovesLights@reddit
That's okay , I saw "licking", too.
ladydrybones@reddit
I don't kink shame, you do you
LeroyChestnut@reddit
These Environmental Safety Laws, Amirite?
CosmikSpartan@reddit
Tacos everyday starts loose anus
poolnoodlz@reddit
FORD = Found On Roadside Dead
theorem604@reddit
Ford was always Fucked On Race Day, and Chevrolet was Cam Hangs Every Valve Rocks Oil Leaks Every Time.
eaglescout1984@reddit
"You know what Ford stands for, don't ya?
Fix it again, Tony. Heh heh."
"That's Fiat, Dale."
"^fix ^it ^again..."
Spoonm4000@reddit
HONDA... Hold on Now! Don't Acronym!
i_8_the_Internet@reddit
Think Elon Should Leave America?
minedigger@reddit
That Elon Should Leave America.
TheGingerCynic@reddit
That Elon Sure Licks Ass
Amonette2012@reddit
Twatty Elon Should Leave America.
wrd83@reddit
Traumatic Electric sedan lacking autopilot
Gunnilinux@reddit
"thinking Elon should leave america" makes it more of a statement.
HawkeyeJosh2@reddit
Change the question mark to a period.
UsefulStaff@reddit
Or an exclamation point.
OkMarsupial@reddit
Or substitute "Today".
NvrConvctd@reddit
Think Elon Sucks Leader Asshole?
MonsterOrMaelstrom@reddit
This thread needs more Holden:
Hope Our Luck Doesn’t End Now
Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises
Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises
Jexthis@reddit
"A backronym is an acronym formed from an already existing word by expanding its letters into the words of a phrase. Backronyms may be invented with either serious or humorous intent, or they may be a type of false etymology or folk etymology. The word is a portmanteau of back and acronym."
fieldcady@reddit
The SUB sure looks awful
Spoonm4000@reddit
Are Dodge vehicles known for grease problems?
a517dogg@reddit
BMW is Bought My Wife
Spoonm4000@reddit
FORD... Fantasy Online Realistic Dating.
AgitatedText@reddit
Toyota - The one you ought to avoid
liftguy111@reddit
Volks Wagon = the Very Worst place to be in an accident
Merrader@reddit
Pontiac - poor old n****r thinks it's a Cadillac
nerd866@reddit
MAZDA
Maybe A Ziptie Dislodged Again
CorvoAttano124@reddit
Ford should always be - Forever On Recovery Drive
SirGuestWho@reddit
Or Fix Or Repair Daily
Witold4859@reddit
I don't have one for Tesla, but I have one for Toyota.
To Only Young Or Tiny Adults.
MonsterOrMaelstrom@reddit
Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
Commercial_Growth138@reddit
Not tesla
But for BMW, we in Bavaria say: Bayerischer Mistwagen (Bavarian Trash Car)
Electronic_Crew7098@reddit
The electric shitmobile liked by assholes
dingleberrywhore@reddit
I still remember the Pontiac one... But I will NOT be repeating it.
massassi@reddit
Testy Executive Signals Loyalty to Aryans
anothercynic2112@reddit
Clever, still insulting but not as childish as most. Well done
MontEcola@reddit
That is the best one yet!
PlaceboBob@reddit
The Elon Self Love Association
Alternative_Age_9225@reddit
Twitter Executive Segues to Literal Antichrist
Alternative_Age_9225@reddit
Terribly Expensive Source of Liberal Agony.
Tofu Eating Sex Lovers of America.
Twitter Executive Segues to Literal Anti-christ.
nerd866@reddit
TESLA
Toyota Even Said Looks Ass
RavingRationality@reddit
My Adorable Zoom-zoom Drives Amazing
nerd866@reddit
Taking Every Supercharger, languishing assets.
BS-Chaser@reddit
Holden: Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises.
nerd866@reddit
SATURN
Sedans Are The Ultimate Ride, Ninny!
KissMyQuirk@reddit
Terrorizing Every Safe Law Around
Pure_Function6428@reddit
Sidebar: difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Pure_Function6428@reddit
On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside
nerd866@reddit
TESLA:
Totally electric, selling like ass.
Moneyman8974@reddit
Things Elon says look awesome
nerd866@reddit
HYUNDAI
Humble, yes. Uber nice. Dies as intended.
Macski1@reddit
Ford, F**ked on race day.
NerdfromtheBurg@reddit
A little of topic but ...
LUFTHANSA let us f$ck the hostesses as no stewards available
erritstaken@reddit
I’ll join the off topic thread.
BOAT break out another thousand.
mratlas666@reddit
SAAB. Some Asshole Actually Bought (it)
AGRANMA@reddit
I have heard PONTIAC stands for "Poor Old N-word Thinks It's A Cadillac"
xxxbaeker@reddit
YARIS: you are riding in shit
Agreeable_Skill_1599@reddit
Has anyone got an acronym for Hyundai? I'm not really good at coming up with creative sayings.
If it helps: So far, my Elantra has run really well. Even though it's a 2008 model.
ThatTechGal@reddit
Tiny Elon Sucks Ladies’ Asses
nerd866@reddit
PORSCHE
Pretentious Owner Really Shills Corporate Heads Excellently
northbyPHX@reddit
Too Extreme, Sucks, Lacks Aptitude
iraytrace2@reddit
That Elon's some lying a$$hole
nerd866@reddit
JAGUAR
Jack Asses Gawk Unusually At Ride
War_Agitated@reddit
Today Elon sucks like always
Expensive_Screen3931@reddit
Subaru backwards is U R A BUS
Complete_Ad_7515@reddit
FORD: Found On Road Dead BMW: Bring My Wallet
Tristan2353@reddit
No but I must share my favorite acronym I saw on my dad’s T-shirt back in the 90’s.
Old
Ladies
Driving
Slowly
Mostly
Off
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Other Busy Individuals Late Everyday
Older Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
luci_cat_66@reddit
Mercedes- Men exude really cocky egos driving expensive sedans.
Ok_Leader_7624@reddit
CHEVROLET cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time
Prize-Grapefruiter@reddit
tesla stands for Target of Democrats
Independent_Win_2668@reddit
How is that an acronym? 🤡
mcgargargar@reddit
🪦 SAAB: Something’s Always About to Break
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Send Another Auto Back
Something An Asshole Bought
daird1@reddit
I'd be really impressed if somebody came up with one for Lamborghini.
plesvegas@reddit
Loud and mind bogglingly outrageous rich guys hiding insecurities neath inelegance
HawkeyeJosh2@reddit
Little Asshole Must Buy … okay I got nothing.
AshamedConcert1462@reddit
AI to the rescue!
Legendary Automotive Masterpiece Born Of Racing Genius High-performance Italian Novelty Innovation
FLiP_J_GARiLLA@reddit
Luxurious And Most Bitches Openly Respect Guys Having It Nearly Infinitely
Strive--@reddit
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
FORD - Found On Road Dead
Excavatoree@reddit
I've always heard CHEVROLET is: Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
I was going to try TESLA, but I saw one in another comment that is better.
WutzTehPoint@reddit
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
QP873@reddit
Though Electric, Sucks. -Left America
Barley_Breathing@reddit
Trucks- Eyesores, Shitty Looking Autos
OneTimeIDidThatOnce@reddit
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE DO MOTORCYCLES!!!!?????
Gandgareth@reddit
Honda,
Harley Owners Need Dependable Alternatives.
balsa61@reddit
Start a new post. You'll get a better response than racking on this one
Barley_Breathing@reddit
Terrific, Elon's Sedan's Literally Aflame
HumphryClinker@reddit
The one I heard for Ford was Fix Or Repair Daily.
vege12@reddit
BOAT - Bring Out Another Thousand!
G6768@reddit
How about Corvette : Competing On Raceday Virtually Every Time They’re Eliminated. Heard that one over 40 yrs ago lol.
birchtree55@reddit
No , FORD is Fix Or Repair Daily
itsallahoaxbud@reddit
Or Found On Road Dead
RichardBonham@reddit
PONTIAC: poor old ninny thinks it’s a Cadillac
slowsoul77@reddit
SAAB: Some a-hole actually bought it
Vasco_Medici@reddit
AUDI
Asshole Usually Driving It
LanceBoyle44@reddit
Was impressed with the effort that went into OLDSMOBILE...
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Moving Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
(The one for PONTIAC is unmentionable)
Cyber_Grant@reddit
Totally Electric Slow Lane Access
Technologically Excessive Super Lame Automobile
Terribly Eccentric Sadly Losing Anyway
RichardBonham@reddit
JEEP
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket
vessago@reddit
Fiat - fix it again Tony
Remote-Ad-3309@reddit
HONDA: High One Night, Drive Anyway
MintyFresh668@reddit
Ford. Fix Or Repair Daily
Elegant-Ferret-8116@reddit
best one i see here is: That Elon Sure Loves Adolf
iced_Diamonds@reddit
Just want to add Lotus Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
armaedes@reddit
In our house Ford is Fix Or Repair Daily.
KindLump@reddit
Lotus: Lots of trouble, usually serious.
Zealousideal_Luck322@reddit
Tedious Egotistical Smug Loathsome Abomination
DuffTerrall@reddit
Very Old, Likely Vaporizing Oil
Xorpion@reddit
FORD: Fix or repair daily.
Shawaii@reddit
These Electrics Sure Like Acceleration!
Dry-Standard-7727@reddit
Think Everyone Should Look Away
parsleyplanet@reddit
Terrible, Electronic, Semi-autonomous, life-ending, automocar
Sheffieldsvc@reddit
Chevrolet: cracked heads, each valve rattles, oil leaks every time
xraygeeoff@reddit
My racist schoolmates’ jab “Poor Old Negro Thinks It’s A Cadillac.” (Pontiac)
PoliteCanadian2@reddit
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
BondageKitty37@reddit
The Elder Scrolls 50: Agrabah
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
If I told you what PONTIAC stood for, I’d get thrown off Reddit.
Sheffieldsvc@reddit
Came here looking to see how someone beats around that bush.
Defiant-Traffic5801@reddit
pontiac
mikeinanaheim2@reddit
FORD: Found On Road Dead
thisappisgarbage111@reddit
The Evil Slayer of Little Adults. (Self drive is constantly hitting children in testing)
DrPangIoss@reddit
Tyrant Enabling Southafrican Looser Automobile
parsleyplanet@reddit
That is called a backronym
HRDBMW@reddit
jlb1981•1y ago
"The Edgelord Sells Lousy Automobiles."
Unable-Arm-448@reddit
Ford is: Found On Road Dead or Fix or Repair Daily
😅
clear_burneraccount@reddit
I’ve always heard FORD: Found On Road Dead
InvaderOne@reddit
Touching every sexy liberals ass.
Trumps eating sausage like aardvark
suckaduckunion@reddit
so glad not one person said the shitty Pontiac one. I'm proud of you today, reddit. I don't get to say that often.
As far as the TESLA acronym, Tell Elon Switch to LIDAR Already
janesmb@reddit
Lucas electrics from older British cars.
The Prince of Darkness.
Inventor of the intermittent wiper.
Inventor of the self dimming headlamp.
And, the British like warm beer because of Lucas refrigerators.
davisolzoe@reddit
Found On the Road Dead
AssistantOk2360@reddit
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
mccrackey@reddit
Flip Over, Read Directions. Found On Road Dead.
mjm666@reddit
Found on roadside disabled
mjm666@reddit
Dodge: didn't outdo Granny's edsel
pwrgamer@reddit
Bmw - break my window Ford - found on road dead or flimsy old rebuilt dodge
mccrackey@reddit
Truthfully Everyone Should Light Aflame
In Minecraft.
MeatHealer@reddit
Totally Expensive Status Loving Appliance
Technically Elon Shouldn't Live Anymore
Fuskeduske@reddit
Tell Elon Shit Looks Ass
Infamous_Box3220@reddit
Terribly Expensive Simply Lousy Autos
Bill3187@reddit
KIA=Killed in Action
worksafe_Joe@reddit
Didn't realize Acura's were prevalent in rural communities.
fabulous1963@reddit
FORD...Fix or Repair Daily
trainsacrossthesea@reddit
The Easy Solution Lies. Always.
Oshabeestie@reddit
Ford = Fix or repair daily
WobblyDawg@reddit
Totally Enrages Silly Liberal Aholes
Snoo-20788@reddit
Tremendously Expensive Spaceship Looking Automobile
pcny54@reddit
Ford : Frequent overhaul, rapid depreciation.
Ford: Found on road dead.
The only Ford that ever went, was Mrs. Ford and that was in the backseat of a Chevy.
calgeorge@reddit
I thought Ford was: Found On Roadside Dead
Sufficient-Star-1237@reddit
Trying Every Single Lane Automatically
Swords2801@reddit
Fiat: Fix it another time
WobblyDawg@reddit
Or… FIAT: Fix It Again Tony
RadamHusane@reddit
Terrible elon sharing looney autism.
Vernknight50@reddit
JEEP: Just Emptied Every
BaltSkigginsThe3rd@reddit
I've always known Ford as Found Off Road Dead.
Rare-Sail-3581@reddit
I thought it was Found On Roadside, Dead
WobblyDawg@reddit
An oldie… Fix Or Repair Daily
Weird_Fiches@reddit
My Korean wife tells me that Koreans used to say KIA stood for "Killed In Accident". Ouch.
Rare-Sail-3581@reddit
This Shithead Elon Loves Apartheid.
anotherdanwest@reddit
Torch Elon's Shitty Little Automobiles
JacquesBlaireau13@reddit
That Elon Sure Likes Aderall
gigaswardblade@reddit
T
E
S
L
Auf der Heide
jesstifer@reddit
Tech Elon Stole Losing Allure
abqcheeks@reddit
What does “Asia's Curse Upon Rural America” even mean?
PreviouslyClubby@reddit
Acura. From Honda. Manufactured in US.
ucjj2011@reddit
Total Egomaniac Screwing the Lives of Americans
apparentlymeme@reddit
Ford: bucket over, rebuilt dodge
crash866@reddit
Hyundai: Hope You Understand No Dependable Automobiles Included
JJohnston015@reddit
Hope You Understand Nothing's Dependable And Inexpensive
ayekantspehl@reddit
JEEP, an enthusiast once told me, stands for "Just Empty Every Pocket"
ayekantspehl@reddit
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
flacoman954@reddit
KIA = Korean Imitation Automobile
FIAT =Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
BMW = Burn My Wallet
deadlycontagin@reddit
Total electric sport luxury automobile
Sbeast86@reddit
Tricked Every Stupid Lazy American
InvertedZebra@reddit
Terrible Electrical Safety, Leave Alone.
rebri@reddit
There's Elon Selling Lame Autos.
SnooMemesjellies7469@reddit
I know one for PONTIAC, but it's racist
THE-KOALA-BEAR710@reddit
That Electric Shitty Looking Automobile
Dedward5@reddit
Tantrums Elon Screamed Lost Advantage
Rebel_X@reddit
KIA = Killed In Action
tilclocks@reddit
TESLA: Token Electric Sedan, Lame Anyway
vyze@reddit
FORD: Fools Oughta Ride Donkies
Proof_Bathroom_3902@reddit
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Fix It Again Tony
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Big Money Waster
Zooming-dogs@reddit
Thanks Elon, shareholders lose all.
JetScootr@reddit
Ford - Fixed Or Repaired Daily, Found On Road Dead.
Nathan_V_James@reddit
Always Up Directly In-behind
kalelopaka@reddit
Too Expensive Stupid Lard Ass
Lemfan46@reddit
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
everything_is_bad@reddit
TESLA: national socialist
NeverRarelySometimes@reddit
Misunderstood the game, didja?
cantstopfapping247@reddit
Toys Energized for Sneaky Late-night Activities
badgerivy@reddit
Ford: Found On Road Dead
gdmfsoabrb@reddit
Totally Electric? So's a Ladies Accessory..
Sam_the_beagle1@reddit
Ford: found on road dead.
Zealousideal-Fun3917@reddit
Terrible engineering, stupid loser automobile
snatchymcgrabberson@reddit
Today Elon Subverted Liberty Again.
kiwigeekmum@reddit
Ooh that’s good. Very clever (made me laugh).
Oracle1729@reddit
Terrible Ego-driven Self-absorbed Loudmouth Asshole
HeathersZen@reddit
FORD: Found in Road Dead
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
Correct_Advantage_20@reddit
FORD - fix or repair daily - found on road dead
Barley_Breathing@reddit
Thought Electric Should Last, Alas
hotplasmatits@reddit
Term even semi liberals abhor
Barley_Breathing@reddit
The Employment Slasher of Lawless America
BadHombreSinNombre@reddit
Total Elon Stock Loss Arrangement
Pjepp@reddit
Thinking Elon is Smart Lacks Attestation
JagadJyota@reddit
FORD -- Found On Road Dead
jcmatthews66@reddit
Turd eating slug licking assholes
JoshuaCalledMe@reddit
Lotus
Lots of trouble, usually serious.
HawkeyeJosh2@reddit
Can I call you back?
cr33pz@reddit
The one I heard for FORD was Fix Or Repair Daily
KingBooRadley@reddit
That Elon Should Leave Already
Dry_Leek_8922@reddit
FORD: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Oxy-Moron88@reddit
My dad told me as a kid that BMW is Black Man's Willie, because they love them.
Tybaltr53@reddit
Thing Elon Stole, Like America.
Tybaltr53@reddit
That Electric Shoebox Looking Automobile
Fit_Buddy7183@reddit
Tinny Electric Slow Lane A-holes
blacfd@reddit
Slow lane? Not in my area. They drive like assholes who are late for court.
Tybaltr53@reddit
That Electric Shitbox Likes Auschwitz
Technologytwitt@reddit
Technological
Electrical
Superiority
Leading
America
yot1234@reddit
How is that remotely funny?
Technologytwitt@reddit
Watch how many downvotes it gets. It'll be hysterical.
Excellent-Growth-291@reddit
Tyranny
Electoral
Stupidity
Leaching
Amaricans
OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit
FORD is Fu*#in Old Rotten Dodge
Haven't heard one for TESLA.. how about:
Think Electric Sucks? Laugh Again! Turns Elon Somewhat Less Autistic? Takes Everyone Slowly to Los Angeles?
DrLycFerno@reddit
This Elon Sucks, Lame Ass.