A woman visits the doctor...
Posted by boybritches@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers."
She replies, "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?!"
To which he responds, "No, you've got bowel cancer."
iconsumemyown@reddit
Fuck you dude! I read this joke while taking a bit off my subway. Thanks a lot.
bigfootspancreas@reddit
A sub probably tastes of bowel cancer 🤣
iconsumemyown@reddit
It does now. For sure.
Same_Office7466@reddit
Yikes! Very reluctant thumbs up because my aunt died of bowel cancer and they actually ended up sewing her butthole shut and she had a colostemy bag for a year or more.
mpm19958@reddit
The worst thing about having a colostomy bag is finding a stylish pair of shoes to go with it.
OldElvis1@reddit
They just need to shitty, nothing fancy..
ExitingBills@reddit
Wait.... What....? They sew it shut?
todayilearned
realhorrorsh0w@reddit
Here's another fun fact: the ostomy farts. It puckers and goes poot just like a normal butthole.
VariableLover@reddit
And what did your uncle think on them sewing the "party pooper"?
frosticky@reddit
Not sure if joking or real. The chronology the way you tell it is - first dying, then sewing it shut, then having a bag...
Nein-Toed@reddit
It's real, one of my family members died of it and they sewed his butt closed as well.
Islandrocketman@reddit
Sorry. For me this is not funny.
Maleficent_Ranger591@reddit
That’s hitting a low blow
Lumpy-Goal7817@reddit
That's not funny at all!
Rich_Marsupial_418@reddit
"Ah, the classic visit to the doc! Sounds like the start of a recipe for disaster—or maybe just a bad day....
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Have you been a visitor to r/3amjokes? Just askin'.
Spoonm4000@reddit
Wait a minute... this charts upside down. You have strep throat.
BourbonNCoffee@reddit
r/therealjoke I chuckled.