A Slovenian, American and German are bragging, who has the fastest workers …

Posted by Va3V1ctis@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments

German says, we start developing a brand new Mercedes in August, I can already drive my wife in it to Octoberfest. American says, that is nothing, we start building a new rocket in June 20th, on July 4th is already on the way to Moon. Slovenian says ha, rookies, we start building a new beer factory in morning, our workers are already drunk by noon!

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

Federal reserve: We announce a rate increase, and people lose their shit within 5 minutes.

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Opening_Banana2151@reddit

Queen of masturbation https://onlyfans.com/stephs_always_wet/c3

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make_my_moon@reddit

Anand it's gone

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cherryhilljawnz@reddit

Your money is gone.

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cherryhilljawnz@reddit

Your money is gone.

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Fragrant-Accident494@reddit

If only this was a joke.....

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ben_blue@reddit

A Croatian joke: Slovenians were mad at Trump that he divorced Melania, so they planted and exploded a bomb in Washington DC. They knew that America would retaliate, so they prepared their defenses in advance. Day passed, nothing, no retaliation. Week passed, nothing. Month passed, nothing. Finally, they decided to call the white house and ask: 'What is going on, how come we are not being attacked?' The White House answered: 'Well, we have everyone searching for Slovenia on the globe, and as soon as we find you, Slovenia, we will bomb the shit out of you!'.

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International_Run168@reddit

Mission impossible...if everyone bombs Slovenia, will also catch Austria, Italy, Hungary, Croatia and cause a tsunami in the Adriatic sea....😁

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Korchagin@reddit

Didn't happen - Bratislava still exists.

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Hrdlbmft0815@reddit

Something is wrong! Slovenia is not famous for its beer, that distinction belongs to the Czech Republic.

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AttentionSpanZero@reddit

But that explains why the beer factory was built so quickly, it's shitty beer.

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Peterh778@reddit

Also, I heard that joke 40+ years ago about Slov*ak*ians and distillery

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AttentionSpanZero@reddit

Saudi Arabian says "oh yeah, we announce a one cent per barrel rise in oil prices, and gasoline goes up a dollar a gallon around the world in minutes."

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cmoibenlepro@reddit

Thanks to this joke, now I know 1 thing about Slovenians

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International_Run168@reddit

I don't know where you are coming from, but maybe you can find yourself here 🤔: "Top 20 Alcohol Drinking Countries in the World" Have a joy by research...😂

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ficskala@reddit

I expected slovenians would be building a highway across the country and being done in a couple of hours because of the slovenia small joke

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Megash0ck@reddit

Ha but looks like u arent familiar with balkan road crews. U never see them only the cones.

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ficskala@reddit

>looks like u arent familiar with balkan road crews. You couldn'r be more wrong, i make at least 600km per month around slovenia, croatia and serbia

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Megash0ck@reddit

Ok bro, and i'm from Slovenia.

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ficskala@reddit

And i'm from croatia, what's your point?

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Megash0ck@reddit

That i'm speaking from experience.

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ficskala@reddit

How does that matter though, the point of my comment was that i expected the post to make fun of slovenias size

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Megash0ck@reddit

I didnt mean any offense, just saying even though its small, the works isnt getting done fast enough as it could.

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ficskala@reddit

Same as everywhere my man

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International_Run168@reddit

And you count yourself as an Balkanian ? Maybe you should take a look at the Central Europe map....😁

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Megash0ck@reddit

No I count myself as a Slovene, but trust me road crews are balkan all the way to germany.

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International_Run168@reddit

Oh, OK...my reaction was because of the possibility of being a Balkanian in Slovenia...however, you pointed everything clearly...😉

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RelicBeckwelf@reddit

So 17 - 63 days to build a mercedes? oktoberfest runs from roughly the 16th of September to October 1 or second. Starting in August could lead to up to 63 days 14 days to build a rocket. Sorry, I'm overanalyzing it but I'm stoned and got curious.

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pumpkin_fire@reddit

If you're going to over analyse, you should mention that Mercedes is from Stuttgart, and no-one from Stuttgart gives two fucks about going to Oktoberfest. BMW would work better for the joke.

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MajorasKatana@reddit

Stuttgart doesn't even have a reason to care about the Oktoberfest when they have the Cannstatter Volksfest around a similar time.

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theagentK1@reddit

I wonder if Melania was drunk when D. Trump proposed to her! 🤣

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ERCOT_Prdatry_victum@reddit

She called him.

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Nasty_mula1k@reddit

Upvote

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RemmiusPalaemon91@reddit

mods must be drunk too