I decided that I would host an "Emotion Party" get-together at my house...
Posted by Banned_Opinions@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
The idea was you had to dress up as an emotion.
The doorbell rings, and at the door was a guy dressed completely in blue.
"What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked.
"Blue." He said, "I'm sad."
Doorbell rings again a few minutes later, and there was a woman completely in green.
"What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked.
"Green - I'm green with envy." She said.
A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again. Standing there was a guy, completely naked, with a broken bottle up his ass.
"Uh. What emotion are you supposed to be?" I asked.
"Oh, me? I'm just fucking disgusting."
oracledp@reddit
I heard it except the ending was a naked guy with a pie hanging in front of his privates, the punch line was "I'm fucking dis custard"
BeccasBump@reddit
No no no. There's one man with his foot in a bucket of water, and his friend has his willy in a bowl of trifle. And the the guy with his willy in the trifle says, "He's in de Nile, and I'm fuckin' dis custid."
Free_Elevator3342@reddit
Haha... the punchline when I was a kid was I'm fucking dis' custard. Requires a slightly different setup though.
mmfn0403@reddit
The version I heard had two naked Jamaicans. One was fuckin’ dis custard and the other was deep in dis pear.
Paldasan@reddit
I knew the second guy as "I've come in despair"
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
Yep, a guy with his schlong in a bowl of thick pudding.
unkemptguitar@reddit
I heard the “deep in ‘dis pear” version. The ‘ol pear on the wiener costume.
FunnyThough@reddit
I heard "I'm fucking dis-pear"
AndyDaRat@reddit
The version I was told was he walked in fucking a grizzly and the host freaked out. "What the fuck dude?!" And he replied "I'm deep in dis bear"