A guy walks into a bar…

Posted by SirMikay@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

Ouch. How bad do you wanna bet the concussion is?

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OZFox42@reddit

A guy walks into a bar waving a handgun and shouts, "I wanna know who's been screwing my wife!"

One of the patrons swivelled around on his stool and drunkenly slurs, "What kind of gun is that? A six-shooter?"

The husband replies, "What the hell does that matter?!?"

The drunk smiles and says, "Because a six-shooter only holds 6 bullets. You're gonna need to reload."

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Own-Snow-4227@reddit

Worse yet, he was Canadian and immediately apologized to it.

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SirMikay@reddit (OP)

Damn y’all are doing this better than I did…

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Chris5858580@reddit

This is r/jokes what do you expect?

If it makes you feel better, my best response was going to be "well he was walking, so probably not too bad" the humor being that I reply to a joke with a serious statement

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SmegB@reddit

I like people that do that. Serious responses to jokes nearly always confuse the joker. Keep up the good work

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Chris5858580@reddit

I am that guy (I'm Canadian, and though I hate stereotypes, I know that I, and a few of my friends, would do that exactly)

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SmegB@reddit

3 guys walk into a bar. 1st one was clumsy, 2nd one was stupid, 3rd one really should’ve seen it coming

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Chris5858580@reddit

Relatable

You will never know what combination I am, all I will tell you that I am three of the listed

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SmegB@reddit

We’ve all been there my man. And those haven’t, need to get out more 😁

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golfinbig@reddit

How high was the bar ? Or was he a dwarf ? I need answers !

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LoyeDamnCrowe@reddit

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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mechant_papa@reddit

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

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xbloodyskiesx@reddit

Just stay away from the green asphalt, they're complete cycle-paths

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Guy knows not to drink & drive..so. he takes his bicycle to the liquor store to buy a few bottles..he's afraid he might crash and break them.so, he drinks them.first on the way he crashes about 4 times. And says to himself that was a good idea to drink them.first

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shmitler122@reddit

A girl walks into a bar, the first one ducked the second was blonde