What’s it’s called when wombats have anal sex

Oh gross. Foul. The problem was not having anal sex with wombats in space. The problem was having anal sex with dead wombats, frozen stiff in the vacuum of space.

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CX316@reddit

So much quicker to just call it a Wombutt

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StageAboveWater@reddit

God was still figuring out his shapes and matching them with the right holes

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StageAboveWater@reddit

This was a wombat right, so probably around the same time as when he was doing the platypus. He was finding his rhythm

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ReasonableGator@reddit

Oh man! You've combined poop, cubes, spaceships, wombats, anal sex, and solutions. I'm degrees from proposing.

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Awkward-Penalty6313@reddit

They should have added civet coffee. That usually works for cubists.

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fistfulofsanddollars@reddit

That's right, it goes in the square hole.

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cps42@reddit

Somewhere there's a dev program manager crying in her rosé.

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bbolemon12@reddit

Didn’t expect to learn about Wombat shit on r/jokes today - but anything is possible when you believe

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jaytw522@reddit

To appreciate this joke you really gotta know your shit

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ImGCS3fromETOH@reddit

The yanks also need to know that root is Australian slang for having sex.

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Maxpowr9@reddit

We at least understood the assignment with "fanny pack".

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superbearchristfuchs@reddit

You mean the place where men wrestle kangaroos to get in their down under?

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CX316@reddit

Nah that faces the other way, it’s wombats that have the backward-facing pouch

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NecroJoe@reddit

Please tell me "root beer" has some slang meaning in Australia.

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ImGCS3fromETOH@reddit

We don't really have what you would call root beer. I think the closest we have would be sarsaparilla.

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PaulSmith79@reddit

American here. Big Root !! We used that phrase a lot... Probably not same context

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touchofgrey79@reddit

I'm an American who wants to live in Australia, or anywhere that isn't the U. S.

I knew what it means lol

Our daughter did a people to people trip to Australia and New Zealand in school. She says both were nice, but her favorite was Australia, she had the most memorable experiences there

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Ashanrath@reddit

It's always fun when I'm explaining rooting an android phone to a mate for the first time.

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ImGCS3fromETOH@reddit

Is that what they're doing for their team at all their sports games?

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Betterthanbeer@reddit

The Wombat is king of one night stands. He eats roots shoots and leaves.

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Spanish_peanuts@reddit

I watch an Australian YouTube comedy channel and that is how I understand aussie slang lol

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MildlyJovian@reddit (OP)

My maths skills have been questioned before

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ThanklessTask@reddit

Yes, planning a route with a horse box means something completely different in the UK and Australia.

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ntBoundaryRider@reddit

Has anyone ever tried building walls out of wombat poop?

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shocktagon@reddit

I guess I’ll be the guy that asks for an explanation please

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Berkamin@reddit

Wombat poop is cubic for some reason. They shit bricks.

(Nothing online explains how this is possible and how this happens. I checked. All I see are ad hoc stories about how they must have evolved this ability to poop cubes so that their poop doesn't roll away if they decide to poop on steep slopes, such that if they wanted to mark their territory by shitting all over a steep slope, they could do it with their cubic shits.)

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