Terrible luck insurance

Posted by sequestuary@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 84 comments

Know somebody with absolutely abysmal luck? Or maybe it’s you? This is the insurance you need! This insurance pays out when an extremely rare and unfortunate event happens to you. The rarer and more unfortunate the event, the more you get paid! Some examples: -Getting struck by lightning -Getting into (and surviving) a plane crash -Getting attacked by a shark -Getting yourself/your property hit by a meteor -Developing a rare autoimmune disease