A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

Posted by Xup778@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 1 comments

An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..." He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"

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