I’ll never forget my dad’s last words on earth!

Posted by Phippsy771@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments

“Are you still holding the ladder son?”

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ChiefSlug30@reddit

My grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in his car.

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Whyis_skyblue_007@reddit

He'd just come out of jail for strangling my grandma to death right in front of me.I'll always remember.her last words ",Arrrrrggggggjhhhhhh!"

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

He was locked outside in the toilet ...tsk

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Sideline_Watcher_498@reddit

"Stop shaking that ladder you little bastard!"

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fh3131@reddit

I will never forget that my best friend left me his inhaler after he died. On his deathbed, he kept pointing to it. It was very important for him that I had it.

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jvlpdillon@reddit

"That's all I have to say about earth."

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

My grandpas last words were ...step..off .....the .... oxygen...pipe ...you Moron .....!!

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

My dad's last words were ... Be positive ., yes dad I will be positive !!

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I saw two kids walking down the street with an iron lung. I said " Where the hell did you two get an iron lung?" They said "From our grandfather" I asked "What did he say?" They replied "He just said uuuuuuurrrggghhh"

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archangel7134@reddit

I will never forget what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket.

"Hey, kiddo! Watch me kick this bucket!"

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piper63-c137@reddit

grandpa said “quit shaking the goddam lad…. aaaaaaaaaa. “

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Individual_Paper2787@reddit

Too soon!