Please bare in mind this joke was very hard to put into text and is loads funnier spoke.

Tiger Woods goes to a golf club and asks to play their best golfer who he says he'll thrash. The club get their best golfer who says he'll play tomorrow morning at nine he also adds he might be 30 minutes late. The next morning arrives at nine with left handed golf clubs and beats Tiger Woods convincingly. Tiger Woods can't get over the loss so he demands a rematch. The man agrees to the rematch and says again to play tomorrow morning at nine and adds again that he might be 30 minutes late. The man arrives at nine this time with Right handed golf clubs and beats Tiger Woods again. Tiger Woods is in disbelief and asks the man why he brought left handed golf clubs on the first day and Right handed Golf clubs the next. To which the man says "when I wake up in the morning I look at my wife and if she's lying on her left I'll bring left handed clubs and If she's lying on her right I'll bring Right handed clubs". So Tiger Woods asks what if she's lying on her back? To which the man responds with " well I'll be 30 minutes late".

I hope youse all actually get this joke coz it took Me ages to put into text. If you don't get it it's a sex joke.