How do you keep an Amish woman happy?
Posted by Saeia23@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Give her 2 Mennonite
Posted by Saeia23@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Give her 2 Mennonite
Whyis_skyblue_007@reddit
What goes,"Clip clop clip clop bang bang clip clop clip clop"? An Amish drive-by.
HolyPire@reddit
ok that took a while for me as non native speaker 😂
substandardpoodle@reddit
Two old ladies are sitting on the porch at the old age home. “Edna! Edna! Ednaaaa!“ “What??” “Do you remember the minuet?“ “Hell no! I don’t even remember the men I screwed!“
DespoticLlama@reddit
Why did I hear a kiwi accent?
Enough-Parking164@reddit
Say to her”SMILE AND BE HAPPY! I COMMAND IT!”. I mean,, she’s Amish.
SeesawNo2167@reddit
No clue wtf that means
KBHoleN1@reddit
Mennonite and Amish beliefs are very similar. Mennonite sounds like “men a night.”
ynys_red@reddit
Quaking at the thought.
HailToTheKingslayer@reddit
Well we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
headhunterofhell2@reddit
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be
Buck_Thorn@reddit
I'm going straight to hell for laughing so hard.
TreebeardsMustache@reddit
Amish hell doesn't have electricity, either.
ngetch@reddit
Their alligator nipple clamps aren't nearly as bad as regular hell
TreebeardsMustache@reddit
Well, duh! They aren't electrified either...
marycartlizer@reddit
Why are Amish marriages so successful?
Every night is a candlelit dinner.