I went to see Dr. Hook when I was younger

Worst prostate exam I ever had.

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You were 'Only Sixteen'.

Did you then go to a Janice Ian concert at Seventeen?

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No, I was telling Silvia's mother good byyyyyye.

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Was anyone else expecting a different punchline? Or was it just smee

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When your body's had enough of me and you're laying right out on the floor...

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I saw Dr Hook once. Went in for a hernia check, left with a vesectomy.