A young boy says to his Dad, "Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."

His Dad says, "Son, you can't have it both ways."

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? -homeless

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-Married

-Talented

-Happy

-Broke

-Taken

-Under contract

-Waiter

-Rich

-On time

-Redditor

-Mod

-President Clinton

-Between gigs

-Bankrupt

-Roadie

-Bass player

-Manager

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BASS PLAYER!? EXCUSE ME!? That's hate-speech against bass kind :[

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Shouldn’t you be moving speakers or something?

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As a grown up I agree

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As a musician, I agree

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hey, I resemble that remark!