How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by sugardiemen@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 58 comments
None. They just sit in the dark blaming the bulb for not screwing them.
cobaltjacket@reddit
You could have just said "Muskbros" instead of "incels."
El_Nathan_@reddit
Alright buddy, go back to r/politics and r/clevercomebacks
Comfortable-Web9455@reddit
No. This is the correct forum. Musk is a (sick) joke.
El_Nathan_@reddit
As are the psychos burning Teslas.
GatorNator83@reddit
I feel like this is not a joke but just self reflection from the OP
Edmund_Martyr@reddit
I've always suspected that the most passionate incel bashers on Reddit are themselves incels living in denial.
Edmund_Martyr@reddit
Dumb joke. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects; women are people.
All the incessant incel bashing on Reddit has become just as cringe as the incels themselves.
Ravenxx101@reddit
Fuck yes. This took me by surprise. Putting a type of person in the incel box is just as bad. Let's look deeper into toxic traits that are unfortunately taught at a young age from men who also didn't learn from a good role model. Bashing incels just further enforces the anger and sadness these guys carry. Not trying to excuse the truly problematic behavior that are seen in these groups but if one were to watch a recap of these guys' lives, we'd probably understand that they aren't necessarily the problem but the society that failed those kids to begin with. I definitely don't defend the behaviors, but the bashing sucks to witness.
Edmund_Martyr@reddit
I agree. Most incels are guys who in were dealt a bad hand in life and need compassion. We can recognize their basic humanity without excusing their bad behavior. But unfortunately, most people would rather interpret the world though a strict "good people" / "bad people" dichotomy because attacking people is easier than trying to help them.
DisbarredCoast@reddit
Nah, making fun of misogynists will never not be funny.
Jebediah_Johnson@reddit
He treats objects like women, man!
fishbender@reddit
None. They prefer gas lighting.
OmegaGoober@reddit
I literally laughed out loud. It startled one of my pet rabbits.
Jebediah_Johnson@reddit
be me just trying to screw in a damn lightbulb turns out the world doesn’t want me to have light sit there in the dark, fuming why is this so hard, why does no lightbulb just want to be with me? these lightbulbs get handled by aggressive men, screw them in like they own them bulbs just sit there and let them twist and turn them however they want why don’t they want a real gentleman like me? every bulb I touch just looks at me like I’m weak, like I’m not good enough for them those other guys don’t care, just twist the damn thing in like they’ve done it a million times but not me, no I treat them with respect, like I should but no pure, untouched lightbulb wants a man who knows how to appreciate them they’d rather be screwed by some aggressive dude with no regard for their delicate glass sit there in the dark, ashamed mfw no bulb wants to be treated right
ali_oops25@reddit
I can’t tell if this is actually someone who thinks they’re an incel or if it’s a joke. Either way I’m laughing
Suitepotatoe@reddit
This illuminates it perfectly. And why they can never get past that they are the problem.
Chromeboy12@reddit
Yeah, we shouldn't make light of it, it really happens.
williamsch@reddit
Yeah that'sa copy pasta now
Snushine@reddit
If reddit gold was still a thing to give, you'd have it.
Ravenxx101@reddit
How many incels I've heard say they're a nice guy and women are the problem. Listen to what the women have to say, there's a hint in there somewhere. You don't have to be a pos for women to not be drawn to you. Sometimes when a guy is a doormat, it's enough to turn women away.. Reason why most "aggressive" men get so much attention because it seems like they know what they want. It's more attractive than a guy that revolves his life around his partner. It just takes some time for a woman to realize their "aggressive" man is also not what they want.. the more authentic you are to yourself and more boundaries you uphold for YOURSELF, the more adult women are going to be interested.. and that's enough podcast out of me.
Liquor_N_Whorez@reddit
Haha, there's no issue with the bulbs bud, the light switch was just off.
keyboardstatic@reddit
They just needed to turn them on first.
37yearoldmanbaby@reddit
Well, my best friend Andy taint said that the switch is a myth
SopwithTurtle@reddit
Chad flicks the switch on and off, incel can't even find it.
Liquor_N_Whorez@reddit
Tbf Jebediah Johnson would not have a use for lightbulbs, switches, and electricity. He was an oil lamp and campfire kind of guy in the movies.
Troutflash@reddit
The internets are yours today, friend. Thank you!
XanZibR@reddit
You forgot to finish with him clicking a podcast
BaseHitToLeft@reddit
This is too good, I'm worried about you now
VitaminDprived@reddit
This is the best greentext-style comment I've read in years.
Hot_Situation4292@reddit
this is a joke yes jeb?
Mark_fuckaborg@reddit
Bravo, this is on point.
ReticulatedPasta@reddit
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who the fuck cares, let them cry in the dark
TOMSDOTTIR@reddit
Anyone else ever worry about the things that make you burst out laughing, and what it says about you? You know, where you sit and ask yourself, Why am I laughing at the thought of someone weeping with misery in a darkened room, alone, only to burst out laughing again?
zimbacca@reddit
I heard it as "None, they just sit in the dark and cry".
ReticulatedPasta@reddit
I’ve heard it that way too, I guess I just like the extra bit of derision that the “who the fuck cares” imparts though lol
Dyrogitory@reddit
What do an Incel and Excel have in common?
They often mistake everything for a date.
Artistic-Tax2179@reddit
Wait, do incels mistake everything for a date? I never heard of that before tbh
sdarkpaladin@reddit
It's a stereotype where a typical incel is so starved of affection that any politeness and/or goodwill is seen as flirting.
And, sometimes, when they make a move and get rejected, they blame the other person instead.
RationalWank@reddit
They also make a mess on the keyboard
cathillian@reddit
Ok, that’s really good!
DiamondSea7301@reddit
U just omitted feminists with incels.
Chromeboy12@reddit
Nah femcels are included in incels
nico735@reddit
Surely they just hold the bulb up while the world revolves around them?
Chromeboy12@reddit
That's drama queens, not incels. OP's version is correct.
le256@reddit
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black
Swimming-Cut-2533@reddit
They fired the guy who changes the lightbulb then rehired him the next day.
Fading-Ghost@reddit
Depends how big the lightbulb is
Quick-Bad@reddit
Or how tiny the incels are
John97212@reddit
How many incels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I dunno. How many incels can you fit in a light bulb?
mr40111@reddit
2, but how they got in there is beyond me
Wolf_in_CheapClothes@reddit
I was expecting that they would choose to sit in the dark to own the libs.
JustaguynamedTheo@reddit
Why are neckbeards always sick? They suffer from m’ladies.
dumbfuck@reddit
Maybe “doesn’t matter how many incels you have, they just…”?
Captain_Disaster1@reddit
Zero, because they screw nothing.
Altruistic-Cry9483@reddit
1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder
1VeryRarePearl@reddit
Haha, that’s a good one—guess they’re still trying to figure out the light bulb!
Owbutter@reddit
I thought they just didn't screw
Ok_Way2102@reddit
That’s pretty good actually.