A guy takes his car to the mechanic.
Posted by HareevHajina@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments
Mechanic asks, “What’s the problem with your car?”
Guy says, “Look inside”.
Mechanic looks inside and says, “All I see is a lamp”.
Guy says, “Yeah, it’s a Slavic made lamp but the bulb is Native American.”
Mechanic: “So?”
Guy says: “It’s a Czech Injun light.”
Jim_Des5134@reddit
I almost want to cry at how bad this is.
PrasenjitDebroy@reddit
Ha ha ha
punkfunkymonkey@reddit
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town on the back of Silver after crossing the desert.
The Lone Ranger heads into the saloon but stops Tonto from following him 'Sorry Tonto, this is a town where your type aren't welcome in the Saloon. Do me a favour, Silver is in very hot after crossing the desert. Give him a drink of water, then run around him flapping this blanket to cool him off.
The Lone Ranger is hardly in the bar before someone thrusts a drink into his hand, more free drinks follow as he tells tale after tale about his adventures.
Sometime later the sheriff enters the saloon and asks him, "Masked stranger, is that your white horse outside with the fancy saddle?"
'Why yes it is sheriff! Why do you ask?'
"Just letting you know that you've left you've left injun running!"
Comprehensive-Car74@reddit
I am 82, I heard this joke when I was in my teens
iconsumemyown@reddit
This is so fucking horrible.
dwsam@reddit
If you were a buddy of mine, I'd be laughing my ass off and calling you a dick at the same time!
SynonymSpice@reddit
I think you just did!