A woman filed for divorce after her husband got his foot caught under a lawnmower.

She was lack toes intolerant.

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She was up toe no good

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Husband shall now go by the nickname ‘Milk’ - because he Lacks toes

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A man filed for divorce when his wife was caught under the lawn mower. The lawn mower was fired.

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She didn’t want someone who had been “De-Feeted”

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She filed because her already has one foot in the grave.

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Well best to take life one foot at.. wait fuck this. I felll for a foot post. Screw you guys, come on.

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Understandable. After all, it was a bloody mess, and the grass was greener on the other side.

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He didn’t toe the line.

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"A dairy Farmer filed for divorce after her husband got his foot stuck under a lawn mower..."

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Very clever word-play. Do toes tell jokes? only corny ones.