What’s the difference between a yoga instructor, cinnamon ‘n sugar, and a friendly cross-eyed boy from West Virginia?
Posted by ilikesidehugs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 44 comments
One’s good in bed, one’s good in bread, and one’s a good inbred.
jabberjaw750@reddit
What’s the difference between a hooker with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker ?
One shucks between fits !
apestaartjeathome@reddit
What's the difference between a cross-eyed archer and a constipated owl?
A cross-eyed archer can shoot but can not hit….
bigdave41@reddit
What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs
iircirc@reddit
I assume this is how fecal transplants are performed
Fullsendornaught@reddit
What’s the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish?
The gold fish goes mucking around the fountain.
Fullsendornaught@reddit
What’s the difference between a girls track team and an African Pigmy tribe?
The Pigmy’s are a bunch of cunning little runts.
142Ironmanagain@reddit
I’m totally stealing this one! Encore, encore you sick bastard! 🤣
Up-The-Irons_2@reddit
What’s the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line? One’s an array of cunning stunts
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
What's the difference between Jacob Marley and Bob Marley?
I can't rewrite Bob Marley's story so he's not dead.
Chaotic424242@reddit
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
BedaFomm@reddit
What’s the difference between light and hard?
You can get to sleep with a light on…
garrettj100@reddit
I was really hoping to be able to use this joke with my yoga instructor but NOPE NOPE NOPE.
mxtoyota18@reddit
I married a yoga instructor. She loved the joke.
garrettj100@reddit
If you’re married to a yoga instructor that joke works. You’re telling your wife she’s good in bed.
Bowser324@reddit
True
ThatGuyWhoKnocks@reddit
Just switch the West Virginia boy and the yoga instructor, you’ll be fine.
boobityskoobity@reddit
"How dare you make that assumption about me! I'll have you know that I'm bad at sex"
skadalajara@reddit
Why? Is your yoga instructor inbred?
og-lollercopter@reddit
What’s the difference between a nun and a girl in the bathtub.
One has hope in her soul!
JimDixon@reddit
Some of my coworkers and I were having lunch in the company cafeteria. The subject of acting/actors came up in conversation, and one of them told this as if it were a true story:
“I was in a play once, but I was terrible; I messed it up pretty badly.” He shook his head sadly. Our curiosity was aroused. Someone asked, “What happened?” He continued:
“I only had one line, but I got it all messed up.” He paused, and shook his head some more. “My line was: ‘Hark, fair maiden! I come to snatch a kiss, and fill your soul with hope’ but I got it all messed up … all messed up.”
PhilosophicWax@reddit
Fark, hair maiden! I come to kiss a ..............
tatertaunt@reddit
Carnac approves this joke.
HEY OH!
HiramNinja@reddit
...siss...boom...bah.
Describe the sound of an exploding sheep.
Due_Solid825@reddit
Is that a krs one line?
seidinove@reddit
May a diseased yak back into your face.
Brian051770@reddit
What’s the difference between a sneaky midget and a female jogger?
Hopeful_Customer8248@reddit
What's the answer? The suspense is killing me.
spy1101001@reddit
One's a cunning runt..
PreviouslyClubby@reddit
Building the tension
IEVTAM@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/29vesi/the_end_to_the_breakfast_club_joke_a_naked_lady/
skadalajara@reddit
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, ‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink’. Naked lady says...
ebenezerthegeezer@reddit
One is a cunning runt.
raljax1@reddit
Difference between a circus and chorus line? . . One's an array of cunning stunts.
ChiefSlug30@reddit
What's the difference between a circus and a striptease show?
The circus is a cunning display of stunts.
JohnSterlingSanchez@reddit
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and an owl?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
scotty813@reddit
How do they know that the toothbrush was invented in WV? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush! =D
juanster29@reddit
what do a 13 year old from west virginia and ted kaczynski the unabomber have in common? they both got fingered by their older brother!
Mad_Mark90@reddit
What's the difference between an old run-down coach stop and a lobster with fake tits?
XROOR@reddit
I heard it as:
“Warm blanket, salty butter that smells like feet, and siblings from Flowers in the Attic”
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
One has his legs crossed, one has ***, and one has his eyes crossed?
DrPat1967@reddit
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb!
mrcapmam1@reddit
Never heard of an Abortion ?
OO-2-FREE@reddit
Fortunately, you spelled inbred rather than in bread, which would hideously suggest inbred cannibals.
Consistent-Leek4986@reddit
sexy, tasty, just wrong!