What’s better than hearing “I love you “
Posted by jabberjaw750@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
Hearing “ I can’t walk straight after you last night !”
Posted by jabberjaw750@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
Hearing “ I can’t walk straight after you last night !”
mugshade1@reddit
Here are your winnings
jabberjaw750@reddit (OP)
Yea! Not my best ! Some jokes best left in your mind !!
Stargazer857@reddit
Your salary has been credited
Paper-Dramatic@reddit
did you accidentally walk into the r/jokes subreddit
Barley_Breathing@reddit
along with a rabbi, imam, priest, and donkey?
mactumbo@reddit
Man these jokes are shit
Resident_Cycle_5946@reddit
Oh no. A negger joined the community... Time to sell and move elsewhere. Next thing you know, they're all going to move in, and the value of this chat room will go down.
barrieherry@reddit
well that’s why you wash it first
ironworkerlocal577@reddit
Pregnancy test shows negative!
Resident_Cycle_5946@reddit
Oh wait, there's the other line...
Lhjw3@reddit
How about 'I did the dishes'?
Cosmo1222@reddit
'.. and your shirts are all ironed'
Or blouses..
Resident_Cycle_5946@reddit
And now you know why you're single. You just want a simp.
I cook and do dishes, yet here you are holding out the iron with slavery in your eye.
Give me your blouse so I can show you why you don't want to F around and find out what I can do with an iron.
OhThePetSpider@reddit
Saying it.
TheFunNet@reddit
I hear that line all the time... but only from drunk women at the bar. Perks of being a bartender, I guess!
Past_Pen_4902@reddit
I hope you get through the sickness better than I did.
sexy-geek@reddit
It's hearing it from anyone but that big black dude with a pot of vaseline on his hand, while looking at you.
Mediumtim@reddit
... but I'd love you even more if we were both naked