An orchestra is rehearsing. The drummer keeps missing the beats.
Posted by GeneReddit123@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
Frustrated, the conductor sarcastically tells the drummer, "if a musician is too dumb to play any instrument, they give him two sticks and make him the drummer."
The drummer then answers, "true, and if he is too dumb to do even that, they take one of the stick away and make him the conductor."
Motor_Growth_9036@reddit
Drummer has two sticks
Take away one of the sticks and it becomes a baton. Give the conductor the baton
CXV_@reddit
I don’t get the joke
GeneReddit123@reddit (OP)
Welcome to the orchestra, here are your sticks! 🥢
CXV_@reddit
Was that the underline joke? I don’t understand
Corgalas@reddit
So is he the drummer or the conductor?
GeneReddit123@reddit (OP)
A little-known fact is that both the drummer and the conductor use two sticks.
It's just that the conductor has one of them up his ass.
Corgalas@reddit
So his ass is the conductor? I don’t get it man..
Boot_Effective@reddit
Here, give back one stick
Peter_NL@reddit
So give us the stick and take your place in the audience.
StygianFalcon@reddit
You should. It’s pretty simple
Paper-Dramatic@reddit
...so the drummer becomes the conductor?
ThinNeighborhood2276@reddit
Good one! Classic drummer vs. conductor banter.