Split up with my girlfriend today because she couldn't bring me to orgasm.

Posted by ThoughtLocker@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments

She never saw it coming.

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TheSandyman23@reddit

I want you to know I’m hosting a charity dinner this weekend for those who struggle to orgasm. Everyone is invited; just let me know if you can’t come.

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Rubblefan@reddit

Hope you don't mind if I come early

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TreeBadger69@reddit

I’ll be hosting the premature ejaculation society annual dinner later, and I think you’d fit right in. If you’re curious about the dress code, just come in your pants

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Matrix_NonEnjoyer@reddit

You've like poshly phrased I'm hosting am open gangbang, just to be clear

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Rubblefan@reddit

Hope you don't mind if I come early

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N1kku90@reddit

Well, I guess it’s your fault Reddit duplicated your comment

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aalapshah12297@reddit

Or maybe Rubblefan just came twice

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Lowkey-Loki87@reddit

So, if I can't come and I can't come, I should let you know that I can't come even though I can't come. But if I can come and I can't come, should I let you know that I can't come or just come?

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

The party is in your mouth , everyone's coming !!!

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seitanicverses@reddit

Split up with my girlfriend today because she couldn't bring me to orgasm.

No way I'm gonna Uber to my side piece's place.

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for some reason

And that reason would be shitty punctuation.

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PsychoSmurfz@reddit

Did she at least wine n dine you 1st 🤣