I heard a lot of Americans stopped making out.
Posted by DIYdoofuz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
With all the new tariffs they can no longer afford French kissing.
Posted by DIYdoofuz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
With all the new tariffs they can no longer afford French kissing.
VitaminaGaming98@reddit
All hell will break loose once they the price of french fries
EmveePhotography@reddit
But somehow lots of relationships were also saved due to a lack of Dutch ovens.
DIYdoofuz@reddit (OP)
Lol, as a Dutchman myself I derive a sick form of prise that there are so many sayings with the word Dutch in it that are not positive. Sort of fits with our 'no nonsense, make a joke about yourself' culture. Like Dutch oven, double-Dutch, going Dutch..
thugarth@reddit
Now we call it "freedom kissing."
ngetch@reddit
Is that when you plant tulips on dj tinyhands gravestone?
International_Web816@reddit
Yes, I believe this is the proper term
Xendrak@reddit
Fucking forced tariff propaganda everywhere.
Resident_Cycle_5946@reddit
Too busy watching russians play roulette...
Vegetable-Roof-9589@reddit
Hey, what a nice game! Let's try it here in US! BOOM!
Shtercus@reddit
"imma put one round in this 17 round mag, 1 out of 17 is pretty good odds hey?"
LickingSnozzberries@reddit
I’m so high. I read that as “my 17 round revolver… like holy fuck who is this guy”
SpongeJake@reddit
The visual on that is blowing my mind.
jet_heller@reddit
Can we watch our russian president and his lapdog play?
zroo92@reddit
No tarrifs on Russia, we can still play too!
fuddyoldfart@reddit
They can't even afford Dutch treat!
Lhjw3@reddit
French kissing just became a luxury import!
username_elephant@reddit
The people at the top are still making out like bandits, though.
imk@reddit
Wait until you see the price of French dressing!
Blade_Shot24@reddit
That's why I do Haitian smooch
tarkuspig@reddit
This didn’t even make me smirk
SeriesProfessional43@reddit
Well what do you want, importing meat is expensive nowadays
mr_gonzalo05@reddit
In Mexico, they French kiss but down south
phantomrogers@reddit
The Australian kiss is the same as the French kiss, it's just down under.
prindacerk@reddit
They are waiting for their Russian mail order brides. Putin has promised them for every house that supports Trump.