What do you call a boomer that can’t afford to retire?

A Dentured servant

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A Capricorn

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What about an older Xer?

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I've done the math, and if I retire at 65, I should be able to live comfortably for about 5 minutes.

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Ok, but some of us still have our teeth.

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Glad to see I wasn’t the only one getting clean coke, them fillers (cut) were a dentists dream in the 90’s

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What's the difference between baking soda and coke?

Nobody's ever cut baking soda with coke.

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A Boomer who can’t afford to retire is called an employee.

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And what do you call a Boomer who can afford to retire but won’t?

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All of us?

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I would just go with Mom and Dad. But dentured servant still works.

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These days, it's just as likely to be grandma and grandad!

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After the past two days, a Boomer who can’t afford to retire is called “every Boomer.”

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Poor...

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That's actually not half bad.

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Agree. My first thought was a boomerang but this one is better.