I saw two blind guys fighting.
Posted by TheActualJonesy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
You should have seen the look on their faces when I said, "My money's on the one with the knife."
Posted by TheActualJonesy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
You should have seen the look on their faces when I said, "My money's on the one with the knife."
jaduikhopdi@reddit
Blind date gone wrong.
Punkeewalla@reddit
One bright day, in the middle of the night.
2 dead men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Former-Art-9186@reddit
If you don't believe this story is true.
Ask the blind man.
He saw it, too.
Intelligent-Peace882@reddit
One dark night, in the middle of the day,
Two dead boys went out to play.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Pulled out knives and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise,
And went running to stop those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Stormrunner-432@reddit
That was my algebra teacher's favorite poem XD
Middle_Weird_6112@reddit
Most of these things are possible because 1) In Alaska in winter, it's dark all day 2) They could have pulled out both a knife AND a gun 3) The deaf policeman could have been deaf in only one ear or could've been totally deaf without his hearing aid which was on at the time 4) The blind man could have saw it before losing his sight
Ok_Way2102@reddit
Thank you fur sharing. Been a long time since I’ve seen this.
Intelligent-Peace882@reddit
You're welcome. It's not accurate compared to the original text, but it's the way my brother and I said it as kids.
bluehelmet@reddit
Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle ...
QuentinTarzantino@reddit
Bratwurst weisbier, Tesla scheiße...
ForeverLionAround@reddit
OMG. That's as old as the sun!
Mydreamsource@reddit
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Punkeewalla@reddit
I read that verse in a library book when I was 6. Some book with a bunch of stuff like that called Nonsense (or something, 1969 was a long time ago.) For some reason, it stuck.
aegersz@reddit
I'll have some of what you guys are taking, lol
enrabahn@reddit
I didn't see that one coming great joke
cubanbeing@reddit
I see what you did there
VeterinarianOk6122@reddit
Meet the guy without the knife…
razors_so_yummy@reddit
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles fought all the time
MathImpossible4398@reddit
My Dad's version: One fine Day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight A deaf man heard them A blind man saw them And a man with no legs ran to get the fire engine.
TheVyper3377@reddit
The version I always heard was
“One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead guys began to fight
Back to back they faced one another
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you don’t believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man; he saw it too”
General_Freed@reddit
Were they like sword fighting with their sticks?
Lazy-Reading-4691@reddit
Did one of them run away right after?
Hey_cool_username@reddit
Either one ran away, they both ran away, or they both pulled out knives at that point.
911coldiesel@reddit
Get your chair and sit on the floor.
OverallManagement824@reddit
Hilarious. I had to respond because you're like a are sitting at 69 so obviously I couldn't fuck that up.
KingB408@reddit
Two blind guys, Two blind guys, See how they fight, See how they fight. One pulled out a big old knife Did you ever see such a sight in your life, As two blind guys.
joebewaan@reddit
I like how, despite everything, you had a stab at comedy here.
dgrrr@reddit
That was a cutting reply. Incisive. Slice me off a piece of that.