Why are the pyramids in Egypt?
Posted by dream_monkey@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
They were too big for the British to take.
Posted by dream_monkey@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
They were too big for the British to take.
Merzendi@reddit
Fun fact: The largest archaeological claim was done by Germany: when they took an entire temple back to Berlin.
TRickmasKy@reddit
Ok what the actual fuck
PsychoSmurfz@reddit
They’re all over the globe. Go down that rabbit hole 🤪
dream_monkey@reddit (OP)
I think something like a third of the countries on earth have a holiday celebrating when they kicked out the British.
Witold4859@reddit
What feels British, but isn't?
The contents of the British Museum.
ChardonnayCentral@reddit
Sadly, that's probably true. We've nicked a lot of stuff over the years.
criminalsunrise@reddit
We’ve nicked all the stuff tbf
MadRoboticist@reddit
I mean the British only stole what Egyptians hadn't managed to loot already.
waZZaa16@reddit
I’ll send you my PayPal, if you want to repent for how your ancestors looted mine :p
End_Of_Passion_Play@reddit
Their contents, however, were still edible by British standards.
dream_monkey@reddit (OP)
Like cake on a cake day.
greenman5252@reddit
The gates at the British Museum were too narrrow so they sent them back
listerinebreath@reddit
A man offered to trade me two Egyptian monuments in exchange for one of my own.
It turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Gnidlaps-94@reddit
The Ancient Aliens thought it would be funny to teach the Humans to stack rocks in the shape of their genitals
Dockers4flag2035orB4@reddit
The aliens misspelled Gaza.
cloud1445@reddit
Too big to take yet. We’re biding our time.
ctesibius@reddit
Well, we did get this, but some other nation went off with the other one.
Oh, yes - the USA.
Tom_D558@reddit
Very old joke, but like some at least partly true.
dream_monkey@reddit (OP)
If I’ve learned anything from The Simpsons, it’s that it’s funny because it’s true.
RealisticDentist281@reddit
Hahaha. Oi Iain! Com hea un’ check this cleva cont!