You know what prostitutes say after sex?

Taxi driver taking a prostitute home. They arrive and he says “25 dollars”. She replies, “I’m broke”. She spreads her legs in the back seat and says “how about this, will this cover it?” Taxi drives checks her out in his rear view mirror and says “Got anything smaller?”

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sLimanious@reddit

That was the best sex I ever had.

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bebobbaloola@reddit

this joke is older than dirt

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No_Farm_1100@reddit

That joke is so old the last time I heard it, the Dead Sea was still sick.

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deathof1000cuts@reddit

That one is so old the last time I heard it I kicked the slats out of my cradle.

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I_HaveSeenTheLight@reddit

You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.

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SterlingArcher68@reddit

How do you make a hormone, don’t pay her.

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mawmawamy@reddit

That's my favorite joke, Ive been telling it for 15-20 years...it's so corny, but that's the fun. Lol

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wharlie@reddit

How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the crotch.

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Bright_Region2679@reddit

we dont pay taxi drivers for the ride, we pay them to get out of the car

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edseladams@reddit

“Thank you, come again”

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Greedy-Goose-2692@reddit

It was my first time to cum... I never had an orgasm.

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DumbFishBrain@reddit

Thank you, cum again!

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Think_Section_7712@reddit

Lol😛

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deldigital@reddit

That'll be $___(fill in the blank)

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Wild4fire@reddit

Thank you, come again.

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Woodentit_B_Lovely@reddit

In my home state it's. "Moooo"

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International_Hawk65@reddit (OP)

Didn't know your mom was a prostitute.

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KurisuKagato@reddit

Sean Connery: "Well, that'sh the shound yo motha made lasht night!"

(Only kidding) 😂😂

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Beaglebeak@reddit

Thank you for your payment, and your generous tip

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gpatoall@reddit

Sign on the outside door of a bordello Y’all cum inside Sign on the inside of the same door Thanks for cuming

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stu3y69@reddit

ding,back of the net!!!

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livinhope@reddit

Cash or card!

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BushWookie-Alpha@reddit

"We are Subway... But for Sex."

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krispy-water@reddit

Cash or credit?

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allute@reddit

It's ok. It happens to lots of guys.

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allute@reddit

It's ok. It happens to lots of guys.

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Coltarmalite@reddit

By the way you’re on police cam!

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codykonior@reddit

Over one million served.

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FoxAches@reddit

No.

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Hojackborseman21@reddit

Thank you for coming

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kevinlc1971@reddit

It doesn’t matter how small it is, you don’t get half off. At least, That’s what she said to me.

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allaboutthosevibes@reddit

That would be a good tagline for a brothel:

“It’s our business doing pleasure with you!”

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Lotstogive69@reddit

Rooster says:cockle doodle dooo, Prostitute says: any cock’ll do!

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Jackal-Noble@reddit

Will that be cash or credit?

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Equivalent_Grab_3648@reddit

Loled so hard almost broke my condom

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southsiderick@reddit

It's been a business doing pleasure with you

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heyrealquick@reddit

Gettin’ laid, gettin’ paid

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ThanklessTask@reddit

"thank you, come again"

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just_burn_it_all@reddit

please mistah burn_it_all, why you no pay?

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Sir-Toppemhat@reddit

I thought you you’d know.

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ElegantNatural2968@reddit

20% tip required, not included

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No-Satisfaction9594@reddit

I've never paid for sex with a prostitute. I'm not bragging, they just really don't like that.

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Darkhorse_Marine@reddit

What do you wanna do for the other 58 minutes you have left?

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Lonejester@reddit

Thank you, cum again!

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Cowboy_Reaper@reddit

Open the door so I can see where my panties end up.

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pvries86@reddit

Thank you for coming

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SoCalSuburbia@reddit

Favorite Quote from a Dolly Parton Movie

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reginald_underfoot@reddit

It's in history of the world part 1 as well. And that movie predates the whorehouse movie by a year. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Feven-the-romans-knew-you-didnt-want-to-bang-on-an-empty-v0-7d9ssskwpema1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D728dea8e020fbb72b0685c0da480d6a54ec9ff76

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Ms23ceec@reddit

Isn't that a different joke 🤔

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reginald_underfoot@reddit

Haha yep I screwed up and replied to the wrong comment. I'm smrt

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Confident-Month9727@reddit

What does the prostitute say before sex? Finance before the romance

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Neoteric00@reddit

Someone watched Best Little Whorehouse recently...lol

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LostBetsRed@reddit

At your cervix!

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Lord-Doobury@reddit

I've had your tip, now where's mine?

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Wolf_in_CheapClothes@reddit

I heard about a leper who a left a girl a tip.

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HulkasBigtoe@reddit

"Next.."

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DaedricPrince@reddit

Thank you, come again.

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alex206@reddit

No, just a mustard stain

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sjbluebirds@reddit

It says a lot about you that you know that

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Overboredem@reddit

You won’t be coming back, but pay up front

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jkpirat@reddit

Who cares you’re done!.

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iconsumemyown@reddit

Famous line from the best little whore house in Texas. I had daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon for a long time after that movie.

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four-one-6ix@reddit

Fuck around and find out!

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Trick455@reddit

To my right and to my left, they are all in heat. At the slightest inconvenience, they say they are depressed... Internet is such a different world.

I am forced to live from day to day, it's a rather heavy life in a country in full anarchy. Security doesn't exist, the government doesn't exist, everyone survives in their own way, having one or two new corpses in front of your door is just disturbing, It's not even shocking anymore...

And here I am, just craving a hug... sigh

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