I quit my job because my boss asked me to go to an auction for him.
Posted by frank_mania@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Call it foolish pride, but I refuse to do anyone else's bidding.
I_love_seinfeld@reddit
Did he give you $10,000 to buy JFK's golf clubs?
IllogicalLogistician@reddit
Exactly what came to my mind 😁
princhester@reddit
Why was your boss being auctioned, anyway?
drthsiao@reddit
like going to a yard sale.. & buying the yard
GrumpyOldTech1670@reddit
Crappy bosses are a dime a dozen.
My bet is he probably wouldn't be worth much...
1983Targa911@reddit
It’s obviously some sort of charity fundraiser.
ajazjuju@reddit
Thar was a,lot to ask
jenxc1231@reddit
Report him,. Can you???
a_horde_of_rand@reddit
I...........don't get it.
Zestyclose_Ad9771@reddit
You bid at an auction
lipglosssed@reddit
Did you not look at what sub this is?
PolyJuicedRedHead@reddit
Maybe it’s some ingenious pun.
Salt_Being2908@reddit
couldn't you stand going once, or going twice?
Malalang@reddit
3 times, and I'm sold!
tmart14@reddit
Sold to the lady in the second row!
bullshack@reddit
She's an 8, she's a 9, she's a 10 I know.
pooz16@reddit
She has ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes.
SUPRMN2@reddit
I'm about to bid my heart gooood byyye!
questfornewlearning@reddit
Imagine bidding and winning, and owning your own boss?
sevenonsiz@reddit
I think you might be missing this “boss” concept.
Thailure@reddit
I quit my job because my boss asked me to get Apple gift cards for him while he was stuck in a meeting.
frank_mania@reddit (OP)
And now, you don't have a job.
rahulkudva@reddit
Apple doesn't have Jobs anymore... (Lost to PC)
Jellodyne@reddit
Damn that's harsh, and also does that make John Hodgeman pancreatic cancer?
rahulkudva@reddit
I mean, "John-Hodgkins Lymphoma" is right there. 😏
ThinNeighborhood2276@reddit
Did you tell him, "I'm not going once, not going twice, I'm out!"?