Two women are at the beach and one says she doesn't like to wear two piece bathing suits because of her small breasts.

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Her friend recommends that she sees her doctor, Dr. Toboggan, who specializes in hypnotism.

She balks at the idea, but the friend explains that it really works. It is a way to form a deeper connection between your mind and body.

In her first meeting with the doctor, he explains how we can bring about changes In our body through repetition and affirmation. He gives her a simple excercise to complete four times a day. She is to take her bare breasts in her hands, rotate them in opposite directions, and say "eeny meeny miney moe, if I do this every day, my breasts will surely grow".

She does her exercise as instructed. Before work, in the bathroom while on her lunch break, in the shower, etc. One day, she's riding the train home after a busy day when she realizes she forgot to do her exercise. She thinks to herself that if she just slips her hands under her shirt, no one will notice. So she does, and she starts saying her mantra.

A man sitting across the aisle from her on the train stands up and says, "do you see Dr. Toboggan?".

"Yes", she sheepishly replies. "How did you know that?".

Suddenly, the guy drops his pants and grabs his junk and hollers, "hickory dickory dock!".