I think I have the highest IQ ever recorded.

Posted by ktka@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments

The website I took the test on said "404".

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YYCDavid@reddit

And then there was that time Mensa called me… all they said before hanging up was, “Sorry, wrong number”.

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SeaworthinessFew1946@reddit

Mensa in Spanish means dumb female

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YYCDavid@reddit

I’m considering starting a group of my own with lower entrance requirements and calling it Densa.

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Separate-Wrangler-12@reddit

IQ of 90 or lower only ! lol

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Full-Tourist-7690@reddit

This is low-key one of the best subs on reddit

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MisterrTickle@reddit

It is amazing how probably the best test of IQ. Is the number of people who do the 40+ minute test and then find that they have to pay $20 to see the results. So nope out.

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ConcupiscentCodger@reddit

Yep. I noped out in just 5 minutes. Frickin genius here.

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polarbearjuice@reddit

Web md told me I have a condition known as "network connection error," but it didn't tell me how to treat it.

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Mile129@reddit

[Thanks Andy!](https://youtube.com/shorts/v7-LDaNCtk8?si=XOnw3hX_YHrlnyIT)

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narielthetrue@reddit

Alright Parks and Rec, settle down

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jessijuana@reddit

My favorite comeback story is Kim Kardashian's because she got come on her back in that video

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cyklone117@reddit

Says you. Mine says “504”. Not sure what “Gateway Timeout” means, but I’m sure it means that the server had to take a timeout from all the intensive work it had to perform to measure my intelligence.

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Old_Fart_on_pogie@reddit

I’m really smart. My IQ test said I scored 90%

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juka117@reddit

so is my car man, so is my car

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corporalcrocodile@reddit

Unfortunately mine said 404 not found.

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XROOR@reddit

When I was a young kid, I would state: “I have a 300 IQ” and those that replied: “Man you’re a genius!” are the kids I stayed away from

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The_Basic_Concept@reddit

I think I am the current winner, it said I Scored number 1 on it

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Some_dude764@reddit

It said I was in the first percentile, I'm smarter than 99% of people

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HandofKhaine@reddit

I checked mine on a calculator (I'm old school), and it was 58008

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tfcallahan1@reddit

Uh.. Mine said 510 so....

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paultcook@reddit

Sooooo, regular oil changes.

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justsayno_to_biggovt@reddit

Said.... Another deaf joke...

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Bentup85@reddit

You’d think they’d have a whole file of people who scored that high. But I checked and it said “file not found”.

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Dysxelic_Potser@reddit

Their joke but explained.

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chicksonfox@reddit

I wanted to reach out to other people who scored that high, but apparently I have connectivity issues.

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apothetik1@reddit

I took the same test and it said I might have connectivity issues. Is that why all my relationships fail?

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Rod-Lancealot@reddit

420 error is even higher and more appropriate for you.

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