Reading is hard.....
Posted by Yakusaka@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 5 comments
I work in complaints for a big telecom, but I deal with techincal complaints mostly. And 50% of my complaints are the same: Incoming calls not working after porting a number from a different network. And ALL those complaints are logged within 2 hours of porting.
The thing is, our sales and techinical staff have a script for number portability which starts with BIG RED LETTERS: incoming calls may take up to 24 hours to start working after the number is ported! Users get contracts with the same big red letters at the top of the page.
But reading is hard.
So I wait for 24 hours and just call the customer and close the ticket. Easy money. (One of our KPI-s is number of tickets solved).
Less than 1% of those tickets are real problems. The rest just can't read.
IB4WTF@reddit
"But I'm special, and you either need to make it happen instantly for me or at least offer sympathetic handholding until I'm happy!"
SeanBZA@reddit
Plus a credit of a few months of service.
pockypimp@reddit
I've worked both retail and IT, people don't read even if there's a giant sign in front of them.
nymalous@reddit
I recently updated my scripted email responses for one of the certifications I have to monitor. My predecessor used to just send one big email for the candidates to work through, but he would never get good information back from them, so when the job was given to me, I broke it up into 3 or 4 emails (depending upon one of the answers they gave in the first email).
My system worked better, but they still obviously don't read. Anyone else in my office who gets an inquiry directs the candidate to email me instead, and they usually don't even do that, instead just asking their question again. (I have asked my coworkers to not forward those emails to me, because I often accidentally reply to the forward and the candidate doesn't get it... I get really busy with these emails; right now I have almost four hundred inquiring candidates in various stages of progression with the certification).
Now my boss has asked me to create an FAQ sheet for the certification for my coworkers' benefit. I'm hoping he'll agree to put it on our website as well. I've deliberately made it as simplistic as possible. But even so, it doesn't matter if people don't actually read it.
vinyljunkie1245@reddit
"I'm not checking if it's plugged in or switched on. You're the IT support That's what you get paid for". Sigh