What do you call a bagel that likes getting hurt?
Posted by Kormation@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
A gluten for punishment.
Posted by Kormation@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
A gluten for punishment.
Mticore@reddit
A ma-sesame-ist? (Sorry, that pun was half-baked.)
ThinNeighborhood2276@reddit
Nice one! Got any more food puns?
Toothfairy_lady1234@reddit
I have to start putting the lox on the bagel refrigerator as I eat too many.
Mandatory_Attribute@reddit
Sounds like it’s kneedy
gilfromisrael@reddit
And it lax judgement
Caecus_Umbra@reddit
lox judgement, maybe?
Iamapartofthisworld@reddit
It was puns like this that torus apart
Big_Bri_Guzzi@reddit
Only on r/jokes can the comment section contain both a bagel being described as a torus and
Mandatory_Attribute@reddit
I guess we’re toasted now
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
"DOUGH!!"
nazdir@reddit
Begal for it.
XROOR@reddit
It’s indecisive:
“Do I want to be boiled-then baked?”
Ok_Landscape_4059@reddit
That's a weird dough.
Normal_Nerve_1202@reddit
A dirty breading hole
Sir-Toppemhat@reddit
Bagels are just bread that way.
alkenist@reddit
Cream Cheese dumpster
drthsiao@reddit
Near my house is a popular bagel shop called Einsteins..🤔
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
this is a schmear campaign
DriedUpSquid@reddit
Someone needs to be loxed up.
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
Are you raisin the bar here?
HurtBirdRed@reddit
I think there’s a hole in your theory.
theEndIsNigh_2025@reddit
The French invented gluten for punishment, that’s why bread is pain for them!
Cydona@reddit
It has to be hard boiled and seedy.
Lord-Doobury@reddit
Jesus wept.