You know what my ex-wife and Waffle House have in common?
Posted by cotain@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 48 comments
There are always a couple of toothless alcoholics inside her at 4am.
rigidthumper@reddit
More tits than teeth?
Tommyblahblah@reddit
Kid Rock has been inside both?
ThinNeighborhood2276@reddit
That's a spicy roast!
W1ULH@reddit
when she stops serving customers... FEMA declares the county a total loss.
Knut79@reddit
A joke needs to be more than an insult to be a joke.
This could have been a mediocre joke with some tweaking.
cotain@reddit (OP)
Everyone get out! The joke police are here!
Knut79@reddit
Jokes are only fun when they're not malicious or upu don't sound like an asshole telling it. It's not a joke police tjing. It's a human being thing.
cotain@reddit (OP)
Jokes are fun when they are funny. Since I’ve been happily married for 14 years and the premise is based on a fictional ex-wife then who is the maliciousness aimed at? Assuming things makes you the asshole, not me.
Knut79@reddit
Nonenof that makes you not the asshole.
OriginationNation@reddit
I thought you were going to say that they were open for business 24/7...
WhiskeysDemon@reddit
You only enjoy them when your drunk
Crazyguy199096@reddit
You haven't been inside either of them in the past twenty years?
rankinfile@reddit
They both have restraining orders against your entry.
Ill_avenger@reddit
BLUE WAFFLES OR BLEW WAFFLES
Oryihn@reddit
You should talk about yourself and your brother that way.
decoparts@reddit
Yeah, Uncle Grandpa don't like that kind of sass
Masherp@reddit
Both have blue waffles?
YT_MOB@reddit
I figured it was because she’s to be scattered, smothered, and chunked.
RetardedPiranha@reddit
Just went through a breakup huh?
BrokenArmsFrigidMom@reddit
They’re both cheap, greasy and full of yeast.
Alarming_Breath_3110@reddit
yeah but Waffle House doesn’t take the car, house and dog
Ambitioso@reddit
I thought it was because (since 1955) she’d served 1,382,512,421 orders of grits
banderthal65@reddit
I'm pretty sure you just created a brand new sentence
pm_me_flaccid_cocks@reddit
But completely skipped the trial.
razors_so_yummy@reddit
Now you’re just waffling
Specialist_Neck7502@reddit
With a side of eggs, he's got breakfast.
lateshift@reddit
Eggs are an up charge.
Oro_Outcast@reddit
In this economy? I think not.
evenstrangerthan11@reddit
Grits. Herpes. Tomato. Tomato.
RSGator@reddit
How TF do you know my Waffle House order?
Buck_Thorn@reddit
You could shorten that to simply:
I thought it was because (since 1955) she’d served 1,382,512,421
jamiedee@reddit
They both got a lot of fight in'em.
bravoromeokilo@reddit
They both had me working inside of them in High School
custerwr@reddit
Best with the sausage gravy
Mirrorbreakerr@reddit
I was gonna say there's always a couple crackheads up in it eating grits at 2 am.
DEVOmay97@reddit
Yeast infection go BRRRRRR
kevinlc1971@reddit
Both are greasy and taste great when you eat them, but you feel sick the next day.
agentmantis@reddit
They're both awesome?
gsfgf@reddit
Open 24/7 for anyone
One-Bumblebee-5603@reddit
After the incident with the wisk, I can't go inside either one.
WetTruckman@reddit
Always open for anybody, anytime
tolacid@reddit
You don't go there anymore?
Dikubus@reddit
You are only there because you are drunk, and you should remember to wash your hands when you are done
Exciting-End2902@reddit
She’s open even during a hurricane?
AlbertaAcreageBoy@reddit
Both cause stomach upset and then explosive diarrhea at 3am.
LonJohnson@reddit
She’s on every corner in town?
Buck_Thorn@reddit
OUCH!
Sullymyname333@reddit
They both like to be smothered and topped?