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Which kitchen tool went to jail for domestic violence?

Posted by Pierlas@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments

The egg beater

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Geloradanan@reddit

Did it commit a salt?
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Smaf85@reddit

That’s grater than my answer
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JerseyshoreSeagull@reddit

Was your answer "THIS GUY!"
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Smaf85@reddit

Like this guy. https://youtu.be/pdrBPJYfTC8?feature=shared
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Right-Progress-1886@reddit

The egg beater was whisked away in custardy.
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3Yolksalad@reddit

The meat beater is up for sexual assault
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Pleasant_Mountain803@reddit

Meat tenderizer…the hammer, not the shake on crystals. Or perhaps the nutcracker?
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Jonathan_Peachum@reddit

What about the cream whip?
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Jmailers@reddit

Cream Hoowip you say?
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Grand_Lab3966@reddit

Hhhcoool Hhhhwwhip we say down here
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forbinwasright@reddit

Blender? I hardly knew her.
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OreosPack818@reddit

I would have guessed the potato masher, but it might be busy elsewhere…
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Jmailers@reddit

This drew a steak to my heart!
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Mini-SportLE@reddit

What-about the Nut Crackers?
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iShitSkittles@reddit

Then it's wife left him and he became a spatula...
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Phobos4988@reddit

As long as it's battery operated
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randoguynumber5@reddit

To be fair, the egg was asking for it
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thwartme@reddit

The fish was battered.
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majesticme6@reddit

This joke can fork right off!
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Odd_Tea_2100@reddit

The egg's version of events was scrambled so it got off easy.
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RutCry@reddit

Omelette you guys slide over these bad puns.
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Outside_Squirrel_839@reddit

U guys are cracking me up
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PolyJuicedRedHead@reddit

They wouldn’t shell out for bail.
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MurseMan1964@reddit

Violence was a whisk it was willing to take
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jet_heller@reddit

I think the egg is lying. It knew the safe word.
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