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The dating scene on the Death Star was pretty bad.

Posted by NaGaBa@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

They were looking for love in Alderaan places

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MorrigansAngel@reddit

Poor Stormtroopers kept shooting their shot and missing ...
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Eichmil@reddit

“I am not throwing away my shot!”
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WorriedLeading2081@reddit

Most of the jedis got into a lot of trouble during the #metoo movement They were said to have used the force
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Early_Translator_477@reddit

They were said to have used force ... I mean the Force.
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aaronjaffe@reddit

Just gotta wait for a cold night to snuggle up. Then it gets Hoth and heavy.
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KaraAliasRaidra@reddit

I read the punchline in the style of Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat. X-D
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ReditorB4Reddit@reddit

It's unclear if it was just troops exaggerting this size of their equipment or if the stress of working for Vader also caused shrinkage. Every night in bed you could hear women say "You're kind of small for a stormtrooper."
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manochando@reddit

It was so bad that their leader was called Master Vader
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BaldingMonk@reddit

Once you get close to someone it just blows up. I mean, it’s exhausting.
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ExplodiumLeo@reddit

That was only after the last clones aged out. They were fine before that because it only takes two to Django.
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Dismal_Inflation_336@reddit

Darth vader once swiped someone right and killed her.
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Andrew1990M@reddit

I think they moved too fast getting each other’s names inked on themselves.  Far too early for Tattooine’g
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LoudCrickets72@reddit

Maybe they’re more into inked up chicks, I’ve heard they’re abundant on Tattoine.
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