I was very excited when the chairman of a committee I wanted to be on officially added me as a member.

But after just one meeting, he removed me from the committee. I was dis-appointed.

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A rabbit ate all my fall flowers. It was a disaster.

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I was once cut off at a bar and asked to leave.

It was a disservice.

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Maybe we should crosspost in a botany sub.

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It was easy to see how the amateur magician did his tricks.

I was disillusioned.

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Yeah, then I was told I could no longer be on the soccer team. It was a display.

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The people who usually run the spinning booth at the ren faire couldn't make it this year. It was a distaff.

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The way I hear the last part:

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“If nominated I will not run. And once elected, I will not serve.” ~ Pat Paulsen