A man goes to the funeral and asks the widow, “Mind if I say a word.” She says, please do. The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a lot."

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."

Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a couple words. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Being alive." The widow replies, "Thank you, he would have liked that."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Infinity" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that means more than you could possibly imagine."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Pondering" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that's very thoughtful."

Another man asks the widow if he too, can have a word. She says: "Okay." The man clears his throat and says: "Benevolent." The widow replies: "Thanks, that's very kind."

Another man asks the widow if he too, can have a word. She says: "Okay." The man clears his throat and says: "lumbar pillow." The widow replies: "Thanks, that's comforting."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Fhqwhgads". The widow replies: "Thanks, you don't know what that means."

Another man asks the widow if he as well could say a word. She says "OK." The man clears his throat, takes a deep breath, and says "lemon meringue pie." The widow responds: "Thanks, that's very sweet."

Then a woman approaches and asks if she too can have a word. The widow nods and the woman says: "Doctor". The widow replies: "Yes that's what he would have wanted".

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Amen". The widow replies: "Thanks, that's a real blessing."