What do you call a fear of driving through mountains with a group of people.
Posted by WhiskyPangolin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments
Carpool tunnel syndrome.
Ramen_Rockin_Ray@reddit
Donner Syndrome?
Donnerphobia?
DonnerDinnerPartyNegatosis?
Riegel_Haribo@reddit
Look at you, coming up with an unlikely misheard interpretation of a well-known phrase, and crafting some implausible lead-up story to fit your toilet thought.
This entire subreddit.
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
I think Modern Family came up with it first.
WhiskyPangolin@reddit (OP)
They may have done it, but I don’t watch that show, and it was an original thought to me. I wrote it down years before I knew this sub existed. I’m just working/reworking through my backlog.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
A few years ago during the Pandemic I got pulled over in the carpool lane.
Cop: Where's your passenger?
Me: Due to social distancing, they're in the car behind me.
BigDumbAnimals@reddit
If you'd have given that answer to me, I would have let you go. Just for the sheer creativity. Good ones. Have an angry upvote.
BoilerBloodline@reddit
Anything by Porcupine Tree
LaughingHiram@reddit
I got that from using a sieve. Repetitive Strain injury