Three guys laugh at how silly their wives are

Posted by Phippsy771@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments

Man number 1 says “My wife is so silly she bought a kitchen for £12,000 and she can’t even cook”

Man number two who’s laughing says “you think that’s bad? My Wife paid £40,000 for a car and she can’t even drive”

And the last man says

“Ha beat this, My wife brought 100 condoms for her business trip across the country and she doesn’t even have a penis”

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SammaJones@reddit

Ha - your silly wife. What a whore!

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SmarS_the_Blind@reddit

She could be using them on herself.

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SammaJones@reddit

One of us isn't clear on what, exactly, a condom is

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SmarS_the_Blind@reddit

I'm sorry that you don't know what a condom is.

A condom is a thin rubber sheet that can be used to hold Liquids.

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SammaJones@reddit

Ok then we know what a condom is. Maybe we don't know what it's used for.

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MAXsenna@reddit

Well, he didn't specify really, while he suggested they were for men, condoms for women do exist.

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SammaJones@reddit

So, you think she is a chaste and virtuous woman who only uses a female condom to masturbate in the privacy of her hotel room?

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tranter1718@reddit

Third guy misunderstood. Wife asked if she could have some fun on her trip and the husband replied, "Only 100 pounds."

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The100thIdiot@reddit

Surely "Only 100 bucks"

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

Oh good, I'm glad to see your scores have turned around. Hope it was something I said...

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

Don't know why the downvotes because your suggestion was spot-on. Bucks meaning dollars, yes, but also means young, spirited adult male. (A double entendre)

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lioneater20@reddit

Just a Reddit thing I suppose..

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The100thIdiot@reddit

That and "pounds" is an American expression not a British one, yet pounds are a British currency.

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Rubblefan@reddit

She was going to pound town

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SteamingTheCat@reddit

Third guy just has an open marriage. I wonder if he knows...

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HubCapDiamondStarHlo@reddit

Once that can is opened, it’s awfully hard to close it!

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already_read_that@reddit

...and by can do you mean his wife?

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

That third guy has such a caring wife, cheers for her. She doesn’t want to get pregnant or catch diseases, making sure her husband will be safe.

If this is not love, what is?

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