My wife ran off with my best friend last year
Posted by Primary-Yesterday211@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
I still miss him
Posted by Primary-Yesterday211@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
I still miss him
midnight_reader2805@reddit
He wants to spare me with the suffe-ring...
deepinthevally@reddit
I went to this new weight loss clinic and was so impressed. I lost 195 pounds in 10 minutes. I recommend it to everyone yes the judge sighed the divorce papers and I was free
deepinthevally@reddit
I go to this little bar down by work every day after work and get a shot of whiskey last Friday I go in have four double shots my bartender buddy wants to know if I’m ok said he though I was depressed. I said no quite the opposite I’m celebrating he ask why I told him wife run off with my best friend. He came back over to me and said hey wait a minute I thought I was your best friend. I said not anymore
ramos1969@reddit
Me: Was it a shock that your best friend would run away with your wife?
OP: He wasn’t my best friend until after.
No-Mobile4024@reddit
Can always get a new wife
Ajayv22@reddit
I called my wife and told her I can’t stop thinking about last night. She said Who is this?
LostBetsRed@reddit
I caught my wife having sex with my best friend. I served her with divorce papers, and told him, "Bad dog!"
Ajayv22@reddit
I caught my wife in bed with my friend, I told him I have to but YOU?
LMJacobs@reddit
A policeman pulls over a driver for speeding after an extended pursuit. Police officer asks the driver why he didn’t pull over right away. Driver says that his wife ran off with a policeman the previous year and that he thought he was trying to return her.
Choosen167@reddit
You should let him know there in no return policy
FightingFire96@reddit
My wife ran off wirh my best friend Luke last year. Since when is Luke your best friend? Since last year.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
... but my truck had better get returned real soon, or there will be hell to pay.
RevBayes@reddit
Play a country song backwards … the singer gets his wife back, his dog back, and his pickup back
TheRealRockyRococo@reddit
Don't forget the full bottle of whiskey.
GroceryCritical6342@reddit
That must hurt . Dog act. Sorry to hear that . U may not see it now but in time U will find someone worthy of you. That's unforgivable by both .
EkimGoRedd@reddit
...shouldn't that 5k be over by now?
EpicLearn@reddit
This is a country song title.
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
When self-driving pickups come out, will there be a country song about a guy whose truck left him?
Longshot1969@reddit
He stole your wife. He was indeed your best friend.
ZenEngineer@reddit
"I've never met him, but boy would I do anything for that guy"
Granite66@reddit
My best friend consider I betrayed him. Apparently, he thinks I allowed him run off with my wife without a word of warning.
IRCOHOON_ART@reddit
I’ll never get another dog as good as him again!!
MotoXwolf@reddit
My friend ran off with my wife too.
I said, “Why run? Take my car. You can take her a lot further away with it”.
Amazing-Exit-2213@reddit
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.
Professor-Clegg@reddit
Plot twist - his wife has a dick.
PdSales@reddit
Until he ran off with her I never considered him to be my best friend.
drowned_beliefs@reddit
Or…My wife ran off with my friend. I now consider him my best friend.
PdSales@reddit
Now you are my best friend.
https://youtu.be/iV7eu8c86OA
AffectionateSimple94@reddit
Some friend. This is not a nice way to treat your friend, giving him your wife.