A husband says to his wife, “Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?” She replies,

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KeyboardDemon@reddit

This reminds me of this joke.

Why do women have orgasms?

Who cares!

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zulufdokulmusyuze@reddit

If you don’t hate me for asking you to explain your joke, I promise I will not hate you for the joke once I understand.

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KeyboardDemon@reddit

It's a funny joke, but it's also pretty misogynistic and selfish. It implies that the man doesn't care about the woman's needs so long as he gets off.

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OfManySplendidThings@reddit

It also reflects that, historically, most research included only males as subjects; the results were then merely extrapolated to women (often incorrectly).

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KeyboardDemon@reddit

That's something new I've learnt today, I wish I was surprised by this, but sadly, it didn't truly surprise me.

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PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS@reddit

The way I understood it was that the woman is at home with her boyfriend while her husband is at work, and she needs the boyfriend to have an orgasm because the husband can't make it happen.

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supermarble94@reddit

You see, it's funny because women aren't people, and thus their feelings don't matter. It's one of those anti-jokes, you expect a punchline but are instead given a serious response.

/s just in case. Jokes are funnier when everyone can laugh at them.

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hasslefree@reddit

"It's only a joke if everyone is laughing. Otherwise you're just being an asshole."

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Cowboywizzard@reddit

it's a joke about how men are self-centered and don't care if a woman orgasms so long as they got theirs.

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ConsiderationIll9219@reddit

Doctor asks my wife “do you know what your asshole is doing when you have an orgasm?” To which she replied probably playing golf with some other assholes.

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PriLove100@reddit

Doctor asks my wife, "Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm?"
She goes, "Yeah, he’s usually scrolling Reddit thinking he’s funny."

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MotoXwolf@reddit

Wow. I think someone’s a big golf fan here.

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Itsreadit-@reddit

Or a big asshole fan. We’re not here to judge.

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Kalersays@reddit

Judging on Reddit is half the fun though

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tacomeat247@reddit

Old Rodney Dangerfield joke:

I said to my wife “I wish we talked more after sex” and she called me from Philadelphia “

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baronvonredd@reddit

Ah yes, hating the wife humor again, what would we do without wives to call cheating sluts, eh?

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Bumpaudio@reddit

This joke is not funny if it’s true. lol

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Gianthra@reddit

But this joke is funny because it's true

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Nl_003@reddit

Mine says she will definitely tell me

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AlgaeGrazers@reddit

And to this day, he's still waiting to hear it.

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Educational_Race6342@reddit

I would have but she told me not to tell you

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AlgaeGrazers@reddit

And to this day, he's waiting to hear it.

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

My girlfriend climaxed at the season finale of Rick and Morty. She also climaxed at the finale of Iron Fist.

And again at the season Finale of Game of Thrones.

She keeps coming to conclusions.

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robb04@reddit

Nobody climaxed to the finale of game of thrones…

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That season is the only time in the history of television that I think actually warrants a do-over, costs be damned. The universe should just agree that it never happened, forget every piece of plot, everything, and just do it all again with producers who don't want to just be done with it.

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Evilsushione@reddit

You know I don’t think concept of the ending was bad, I think they just rushed it, so there wasn’t any bridge to the characters change. I think this is because they ran out of source material so they did the writing and just couldn’t weave the story like the author

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flippiej@reddit

Well in their defense, even the author doesn't seem to be able to weave the story back together anymore.

Winds of Winter is not releasing any time soon™️

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anand095@reddit

Literally. Maybe Bran the broken.

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disterb@reddit

alson nobody climaxed to the finale of the sopra--

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SwissDeathstar@reddit

Some did. It’s easy to get distracted from it.

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

Masochists: Are we a joke to you? Please say yes....

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Pm-ur-butt@reddit

But they do climax to the Barry finale.

My wife's boyfriend is named Barry.

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geneius@reddit

I did, couldn’t have been more elated that it was finally over.

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LaughingHiram@reddit

His girlfriend is his auntie. Auntie Climax

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cebiaw@reddit

That's the funniest thing I've read today, ty

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LiquidPotatoChips@reddit

This is the truest thing that was ever true.

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FunkyBlueMax@reddit

I would if it ever happened!

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KeyboardDemon@reddit

I would have said that as, "I do tell you."

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BridgetBardOh@reddit

That was my first thought:

"I do."

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That's what my(63m) fiancée(69f) counted to one night. But when she breathed "I never knew it could be like this!" was more satisfying. And when she marveled at the "endless waves of orgasms" I smiled.

Hone your oral skills, guys.

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Everyman2814@reddit

Do you recommend removable dentures? Do they help?

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thenextmaewest@reddit

It's the dementia.

"what number was that? 19?"

"what number was what?"

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BridgetBardOh@reddit

I was good when I was 20. My first lover refused to believe I was a virgin.

I had read lots of Cosmopolitan. I came out the gate ready to rock it.

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BridgetBardOh@reddit

Sorry, I still have all my own teeth.

I will tell you this: don't go leaping straight for the clitoris. Kiss her, caress her, hold her. By the time you get to her clitoris it should already be erect.

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