What do you say to someone who is just about to eat d*ck?
Posted by Sorry_Weekend_7878@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Bonar Petíte
Posted by Sorry_Weekend_7878@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Bonar Petíte
Negative_Ride9960@reddit
Pecking is already packed
Ok-Chemical7614@reddit
It was dock…they meant eating dock… and in that case it was moist!
LiterallySagan@reddit
Only works if the dick is small
harmless_gecko@reddit
OP said what he said
Warm_Penguin_Hugs@reddit
*Waiter comes with food*
"I can't believe you actually ordered the bull penis."
oskel95@reddit
Japanese people always say "itadakimasu" before eating a meal. In this case, you'd say "eatadikimasu"
Sathane@reddit
"Hey! Don't eat that! I need to park my boat there!!!"
7IGG32@reddit
You want ketchup with that
Csak_egy_Lud@reddit
Nah, that's the appropriate answer to any dumb requests at work... At least in my company...
50_MHz@reddit
"Sorry about this, Richard."
wow-jn-u-3w@reddit
Nice spin! …Cannibalism has entered the chat…..
Aggravating-Cap5024@reddit
Dick should not be eaten
wow-jn-u-3w@reddit
It’s quite a euphemism, isn’t it?
SciFiGuy72@reddit
I just say "Thank you."
oskel95@reddit
Eatadickimasu (japanese greeting before eating meals)
hbgwine@reddit
You know that deck is made of wood, right?
Past_Pen_4902@reddit
Thanks ,and I got your back
MoronTheBall@reddit
Over the lips and past the gums...
Sayheykid2424@reddit
I’m not looking down
NymphoCumdump4@reddit
Don’t forget the balls and make sure you swallow
rarestakesando@reddit
That’s what they might say before they your dick.
Vast_Spare2251@reddit
That's funny. To me they say "boner énorme"
alexjaness@reddit
What kind of a fat bastard eats an entire deck? God Damn termintes!
Cyrus_114@reddit
This duck is nice and crispy. Here's some sauce too!
That's what you meant when you wrote "d*ck", right?
thebigcheesez@reddit
the cottage cheese is on the inside😉
Otherwise-4PM@reddit
Did you brush your teeth?
GreenskyBlueEyes@reddit
well that’s a little rude
KanedaNLD@reddit
You are lucky!!! Cheese is included today!