A little known fact about the Mongol empire is that it accepted, and even promoted, "butt stuff".
Posted by RibaldPancake@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Even the leader would participate and many of the tributes paid by vanquished foes were toys to help satisfy him.
After receiving an especially enticing set of anal beads, he headed off to his tent to try them out. When he was finished, he flung them into the corner of the tent and left.
After a moment, one bead said to the others, "I don't think we're in Khan's ass anymore."
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
Walked past a sex shop and on the sidewalk were some anal beads. Some asshole must have dropped them.
LowRider_1960@reddit
Once again, this is the better joke.
regrettablyold@reddit
Yeah, but OP should get credit for laying the groundwork.
Stringy63@reddit
Laying the ground work? Is that what the kids are calling packing fudge these days?
airwalker08@reddit
If the story was that Dorothy visited Mongolia to give Gengis Kahn the beads, people would get the punch line a bit faster.
Elegant_Selection162@reddit
Hard and fast rule here. When you have to explain the joke....it's not a joke.
the0rthopaedicsurgeo@reddit
The joke has nothing to do with the Wizard of Oz and Khan isn't pronounced that way. It's just a terrible joke all round.
Loko8765@reddit
Can you explain why you think it has nothing to do with the Wizard of Oz? It might be a bad joke, but the reference is more obvious than a big stick up an ass.
democratichoax@reddit
I’m dumb. Can somebody explain it to me.
iconsumemyown@reddit
You can not be serious!
GARSDESILES@reddit
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore", is a famous quote from the Wizard of Oz.
skynetcoder@reddit
I have a feeling that a certain Toto would be able to explain.
doandroidscountsheep@reddit
I bet the khan was great at chess
Macca49@reddit
Something something…tent peg
LokiBonk@reddit
Goddamn it.
musicwithbarb@reddit
I hate you. Have my upvote.
kintar1900@reddit
BOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOO! XD
Big_Bri_Guzzi@reddit
For some reason this oldie popped into my head:
Why is sh1t tapered at the end?
To stop the noise of your ass slapping shut.
bitey87@reddit
Yours reminded me of this one:
You know why butt cracks are vertical not horizontal?
So they don't go thbt-thbt-thbt-thbt when you slide down the stairs.
regrettablyold@reddit
True story: Seeing his mom naked head-on, little nephew said, "Mom, you have a front back-porch." (Family's word for butt.)
Jmorenomotors@reddit
This now reminds me of something a fellow redditor said:
"If buttsex feels just as good as dropping a deuce, I might have to try it"
CoyoteGeneral926@reddit
What do you call a prostitute that specializes in anal sex?
A Crack Whore!
Top-Suspect-7031@reddit
Granny got her prayer beads from Adam and Eves . . . I don’t have the heart to tell her.
87chargeleft@reddit
That's just what she told you when you found them. Now stop digging through other people's drawers.
RibaldPancake@reddit (OP)
Only a real asshole would do that to her.
androidmids@reddit
This joke could also work in star trek...
MarsmUltor@reddit
Peetah help
mc_shawn@reddit
Hell of a reach but I actually found this hilari-ass!
mcallanman@reddit
I am stealing this one! 😂