I have a friend who is a cannibal
Posted by Loose_Leg_8440@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 4 comments
The other day, we were talking and he tells me that he recently got married. He shows me a picture of his wife and I say "Wow, your wife is very beautiful." And he says, "Oh, that ain't my wife, that's my dinner."
SammaJones@reddit
So vulgar and disturbing and no real "joke".
Loose_Leg_8440@reddit (OP)
Then you shouldn't be on this sub snowflake
SammaJones@reddit
I don't mind vulgar and disturbing, but with no real "joke" it's only vulgar and disturbing. Nothing really redeeming about this horrible comment.
"What does a cannibal do after eating a vegetable - sell the wheelchair."
Now that's a funny joke. Not my funny joke, but a funny joke.
Your "joke" wasn't even a bad joke. It simply lacked the quality of humor. It wasn't even a joke.
LIke, you know, "Do Cannibals swear to love each other 'til dinner do they part?" That's a joke. May not be great joke, but it's a joke. That one was my joke. I made it up in one second.
TigerSagittarius86@reddit
Maybe instead of “cannibal” you said “did I tell you about my friend Arnie Hammer?”