sarah has been unemployed for a long time, she heard that there's a job opening in the zoo
Posted by bigus-_-dickus@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
the interview person says "an art history degree? we're looking for a veterinary technician"
when she walks up to leave, the director said "well, there is something you could do, our lioness died and the lion is very depressed, if you could dress as a lioness and we'll put you in a different cage next to him from morning to afternoon maybe he'll be happy again, we'll pay you 300 dollars a day"
she's desperate and she takes the job, one time the caretakers left and forgot the lion's cage open, he got out, she got scared and tried to climb the wall, the lion walkes up to her
the lion whispers: "don't be scared, i'm Adam, an anthropology graduate"
redchill101@reddit
"The interview person"? Wtf is this this AI slop...
bigus-_-dickus@reddit (OP)
I'm not a bot, it's just an Arabic joke and this was my way to translate it to English which isn't my first language
by interview person i meant the person who interviews the candidates for a job offer
redchill101@reddit
Ah, understood....sorry I hadn't considered that.
PissbabyMcShitass@reddit
Hello I'm Sarah and I'm an unemployed veterinary technician. Call me out harder why don't you.
deepinthevally@reddit
Hello Sarah I’m Jim I don’t know how hard you need me. To call you out but I will give it my best shot
PissbabyMcShitass@reddit
Honestly I need called out for a lot of things
deepinthevally@reddit
I was just joking around about that I don’t see that you need called out on anything really
BadBassist@reddit
I'm sorry to hear that pissbaby
PissbabyMcShitass@reddit
That's McShitass to you
FamiliarTaro7@reddit
Maybe the background checks keep coming back with "Reddit Account: PissbabyMcShitass" and they move onto the next resume.
wes00mertes@reddit
Why? Does it sound too “black”?
BeMoreKnope@reddit
So, how’s the zoo job working out? Is Adam cool?
weekedipie1@reddit
He's the eve of destruction
SnooObjections9416@reddit
Would Sarah & Adam be considered "professional furries" at this point?
SnooObjections9416@reddit
Adam has a job and a science degree.
Check off those 2 very important boxes.
ResidentAlien9@reddit
Great joke OP. What do the possums say?
MississippiJoel@reddit
"Quando Omni Flunkus, Moritarti."
"No? Sorry, we flunked Latin."
ResidentAlien9@reddit
They speak German, due to that guttural hissing noise.
Reviewingremy@reddit
No one else knew until they reached the small mammals enclosure.
The information was leaked by a mole
H3lw3rd@reddit
300 bucks a day?? Good lord, I am making less then an art history student…