A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

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"Yeah", the man replies, " Today is the last day."