Had sex with a navy girl

True story: I was chatting with a US submarine crew, and asked if it's submarine-er or sub-mariner. The enlisted men said one (I think it was the latter), and the Captain said the other (because they're not lesser than other mariners), I guess no one knows.

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SelousX@reddit

"Sub-mariner" is my preference.

However, if you've been busy rolling your 6th TDU (Trash Disposal Unit) can after Halfway Night and the off-going Aux Forward or 18-24 cowboy Chief of the Watch then has you hand-pump the TDU ball valve shut while the Night Baker is harping on you for taking too long while you still have at least an hour's studying to do, you may arrive at the conclusion that at this very moment, you couldn't care less.

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we_toucans_share@reddit

Thank you for your sub mission.

(that's what she said...)

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Dashover@reddit

Now my stomach is blue

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Flock-of-bagels2@reddit

Permission for semen to cum aboard

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

Permission granted sailor get to the poop deck ASAP

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navig8r212@reddit

Bet she had you pegged from the start.

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Bears_Fan_69@reddit

The submariner special

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International_Bet562@reddit

I’ve heard of this girl. Her last name is Guzzler. She is a Seaman. Seaman Guzzler.

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jcmatthews66@reddit

I dated a girl from AT&T, man could she lay some cable

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gneiss_gesture@reddit

Did she call you a sex machine?

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Okifish64@reddit

Join the Navy and Ride the Waves!

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Equivalent-Coyote585@reddit

She told me to kiss her coxic..

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SjurEido@reddit

You're not having sex with a cervix.... do you even know what that is?

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

No one knows. It's a mystery.

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Elden_Storm-Touch@reddit

Did you get the Idea from Game Grumps? Cus that's where I heard it back when they played BOTW.

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

I did not. I haven't planted BOTW or any Zelda games for that matter... I should. My big bro wouldn't let me play em as kids and I never got around to it

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Ronjohnturbo42@reddit

I served with a Seaman Guzzler - true story

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Sarcastic-Joker65@reddit

This former sailor approves.

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LeadKey4717@reddit

"Thank you for your cervix"? My dude, you may have just invented the cringiest pillow talk of all time. Congrats?

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

It's a play on the term, thank you for your service. In any case, thank you lol

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danabrey@reddit

Thank god your explained this complex joke

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tsyork@reddit

I'm genuinely curious how she responded. Groan? Laughter? Disgust? Offer to provide more cervix?

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

She laughed lol. I told her about my fear of the ocean and said people aren't suppose to be in the ocean it's not made for us and that had her laughing for a good minute too

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drunk_stew-pid@reddit

I can't believe you are explaining that joke 🤣🤣🤣.

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Pink_like_u@reddit

Apparently it IS the size of the boat not just the motion of the ocean

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Tobazz@reddit

You never even dapped it up

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RapidCheckOut@reddit

Thought you were going to say ….. she was already full of seamen

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Tippy-the-just@reddit

Had sex with a a navy girl...

She pegged me from the start to be a bit raunchy. I yelled out all hands on dick, yar'bout to be be boarded. My mast head was readied like every naval engagement I waited to fire until I saw the whites of her eyes. My seaman rushed head long, she swallowed my defeat and laughed at her victory. Wasn't long till I got the boys up for second engagement and I took a more aggressive rear approach, I struck hard and fast, but in the end all I could say was thank you for your cervix.

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Asleep_Special_7402@reddit (OP)

It took me to long to understand this lol

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wigzell78@reddit

Had a rocky relationship with a Navy girl.

How was it?

Up and down...

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