My brother and I are trying to come up with the most awkward thing to ask to be written on the card when sending flowers.

Posted by Rachel_Silver@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 2 comments

So far, he's the winner with "I'm sorry I poisoned the wrong dog." Can anyone come up with something better?

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