He says to the talent agent, “I’ve got this amazing new act! You’re going to love it!”

The agent says, “Alright! Show me what you’ve got!”

At the agent’s words, Diddy proceeds to {insert the three most recent Diddy headlines you’ve seen here}.

The agent stares at Diddy, his jaw to the floor. Finally he says, “What do you call this act?”

And Diddy says, “I call it ‘The Aristocrats’”.