I know being sexually compatible is an important part of a happy marriage, and that's why I'm worried. The only way my wife can cum is if she's on top ...

... but I HATE being face down!

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Amd I thought you were gonna say.

...on top of someone else.

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Hank! Hank Hill, I TOLD you not to marry a woman named Peggy!!!

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Diddy has entered the building

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Boo … that’s ok that’s a couple other subreddits out there for her. She’ll have no problem finding someone that doesn’t hate it

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Butt you let her strap on an attitude

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I see what you did there

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The bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complain about the noises above…

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Line my eyes and call me prettyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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At least not on top of your brother

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Face up with a pillow under your butt and grab your ankles.

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Hopefully, she licks it before she sticks it

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I had that punchline pegged.

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This is all Greek to me...