Kevin: "Why did you marry me?"
Posted by MarcoDanielRebelo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
Anna: "You're handsome and i really like your sense of humour"
Kevin: "I thought it was because i was good in bed."
Anna: "See how funny you are?"
daveshops@reddit
Does this dress make me look fat?
No. Your enormous ass makes you look fat
in_ya_Butt@reddit
Was shopping with my ex and she hab a dress on and asked how it looked. I thought it looked really nice and told her so. She then said she looks fat in the dress to which i responded "that is not the fault of the dress" (She was really obese and i really thought she looked nice). I love that memory.
kandaq@reddit
This reminds me of my ex wife. Whenever we take photos she will demand I delete them because she looked fat in it. One day I told her “if the photo makes you look fat then maybe it’s because you ARE fat”. And then she responded “I knew it! You only care about looks! You just want skinny girls!”
Feels good that I can laugh about it now.
Northstridamus@reddit
At pick up meet for my kid, my exwife (who chested on me A LOT) told me how she was having a weekend to herself since she remarried and I smiled and said "well, don't do anything you WOULD do or you'll be doing this dance with someone else too"
Moebius80@reddit
I laughed I guess I'm on the highway to hell
Pun_In_Ten_Did@reddit
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
rrjpinter@reddit
Goin’ to Hell in a Bucket, but at least I’m enjoying the ride…
Torggil@reddit
I'm there for ys, buddy
Blitqz21l@reddit
Kevin thinking afterwards "why did I marry her? Good mother, kind smart....nah, she had the best tits"
KeverNever@reddit
Why did you have to use the name “Kevin”?
Granite66@reddit
Anna: "You're handsome and got great friends" Kevin: "I thought it was because i was good in bed." Anna: As I said youve got great friends.
Samloadingg@reddit
straight to the balls
ADhomin_em@reddit
This is some 2000's sitcom writing right here.
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Torggil@reddit
She's still laughing 20 min. later
Mammoth-Slide-3707@reddit
I das IST on erh pris
facehaver88@reddit
How many pots have you smokened?
Mission-Ad-8536@reddit
How the end a relationship in 20 seconds